Welcome to the IHoP

[UndercoverPunk 0]

In.

[Adrian_D 520]

I think I got it figured out Adrian, just have to wait for them to download.

I was about to ask...

If they're downloading it means you figured it out

thanks for the help

You're welcome.

Enjoy the music

[Acidburn 10]

In.

Out.

[ramos 2]

well son of a bitch

[UndercoverPunk 0]

A bit of the old In...

[Acidburn 10]

Beethoven and ultraviolence?

[UndercoverPunk 0]

something like that.

[vladd 26]

ok so even though i may be a bit of a freak, i had one of the strangest things ever done to me last night.

i was totally weirded out for about .00001 seconds.

[Acidburn 10]

ok so even though i may be a bit of a freak, i had one of the strangest things ever done to me last night.

i was totally weirded out for about .00001 seconds.

uhhh... you know you've got to tell us now

[vladd 26]

it wasn't weird in the "this should be in german porn" category.

and it was really just the way it happened.

but i'll refrain from posting it here.

[Acidburn 10]

[Acidburn 10]

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[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

[DevilDriver 28]

Gotta say...you always say "something so crazy happened" in here and then won't expand on that.

So why even bother saying it? If you just want to tell a few people, just tell them via pm.

[vladd 26]

lol i do expand on it, just not in here.

which is why tom gave me the lol sign

[vladd 26]

and this is the hop, since when do my posts have to make sense?

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

192k

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

I did the math earlier, for amount of life lost during commute.

3 hours commute a day (give or take 20 minutes)

*

5 days a week

*

50.5 weeks a year (holiday)

-------

757.5 hours a year

/

24 hours in a day

-------

= 31.5625 days spent in traffic only commuting after 1 year at current job.

Should be thankful since a prior job was 2.25 hours one way.

[UndercoverPunk 0]

That's why you have a ballin Merc.

[UndercoverPunk 0]

lol i do expand on it, just not in here.

which is why tom gave me the lol sign

Link?

[vladd 26]

ok ok i'm bored so i'll give you all the synopsis of last night.

ok so we're getting through the foreplay shit and she's going down on me. Of course she switches over to a rusty trombone variation. From here i try to get her to just let me fuck her but she insists she has another plan. So she yells to her roomie to bring in the other partner.

i had no idea they had a monkey. And I also had no clue that monkeys had no gag reflex.

so at this point i have her playing the rusty trombone while this monkey...well orangutan to be fair, is trying to gag her/himself on my cock. Of course given the level of nerve excitment you can imagine this didn't last long before i was ready to give my man milk away. Well who doesn't want to give a monkey a cumshot? And this is when the weird shit happens.

the girl and the monkey start snowballing...

how weird is that/????

[UndercoverPunk 0]

LAWL.

[Acidburn 10]

I did the math earlier, for amount of life lost during commute.

3 hours commute a day (give or take 20 minutes)

*

5 days a week

*

50.5 weeks a year (holiday)

-------

757.5 hours a year

/

24 hours in a day

-------

= 31.5625 days spent in traffic only commuting after 1 year at current job.

Should be thankful since a prior job was 2.25 hours one way.

ouch

almost a 1/10 of the year

[Acidburn 10]

LAWL.

x2

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

wow vladd......just.......wow