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Condoms what are they used for?

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yeah, the pull out method works great!!! i have 4 kids so i know it workssigh.gif

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Pounding dirty whores Neal!

Don't pound dirty ones and get your nuts cut.

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God damn you prometheus, you have so many plot holes. I wanted you to be so fucking great.

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They can also make in a pinch water balloons. Especially effective from hotel balconies.

J

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Also mounting aftermarket meh seats in the bird is a huge fucking challenge.

J

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I would buy it, it has to be loud!

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Condoms what are they used for?

Saving my life thousands of times.

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i could not be happier with today's praises

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you know... i love dani...... and even tho she hates the fact that ill get piss drunk untill the sun comes up while she sleeps with out me.....she loves me anyway......

but i cant help it.... im much older then her... but i party like im her age.... even harder... because honestly.. and she hates when i say this........

im going to die retentively young..... just a fact of life... im morbidly obese .... and i work in a HIGHLY deadly field of work.......so if its not getting struck by a motorist.. it will be my heart that gives up.....

but.. i handle my business ... so i think i deserve to get throwed on my days off....................

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you know... i love dani...... and even tho she hates the fact that ill get piss drunk untill the sun comes up while she sleeps with out me.....she loves me anyway......

but i cant help it.... im much older then her... but i party like im her age.... even harder... because honestly.. and she hates when i say this........

im going to die retentively young..... just a fact of life... im morbidly obese .... and i work in a HIGHLY deadly field of work.......so if its not getting struck by a motorist.. it will be my heart that gives up.....

but.. i handle my business ... so i think i deserve to get throwed on my days off....................

Sadly I know exactly what you mean. I think that I am a few years younger than you buI I see where you are coming from. I am trying very hard to get my shit together but it isn't easy.

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yeah, the pull out method works great!!! i have 4 kids so i know it workssigh.gif

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It is another negative train wreck. sleep.png

The problem is not the train but the conductor.

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you know... i love dani...... and even tho she hates the fact that ill get piss drunk untill the sun comes up while she sleeps with out me.....she loves me anyway......

but i cant help it.... im much older then her... but i party like im her age.... even harder... because honestly.. and she hates when i say this........

im going to die retentively young..... just a fact of life... im morbidly obese .... and i work in a HIGHLY deadly field of work.......so if its not getting struck by a motorist.. it will be my heart that gives up.....

but.. i handle my business ... so i think i deserve to get throwed on my days off....................

If you have the will and motivation, you can fix your obesity.

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You need to be speshul to have access :P

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Hope the boy is sleeping on his errand running with mom. I'd like to take him boating.

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Just to fuck with Kevin, I posted a topic in his section at CA, labeled: "Skar Audio 12" 156dB @ 27hz!," and inside posted about a link to the other url about his shadiness.

It was promptly deleted, and surprisingly they didn't ban my account.

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