Welcome to the IHoP

[///M5 2,833]

Grandpa J, he shows up and is quiet and observes amd then says something wise, but probably forgot to wear pants. Because he is grandpa and generally an awesome do anything for you guy, we pretend he has pants on.

ROFL

[///M5 2,833]

How do I check the diameter? Is it written on the pully?

Measuring instrument? Caliper, micrometer, rule, tape measure, pi tape, calibrated penis?

My penis is wider than the thing so it's hard to gauge the size...... hmmm.m

You told me it was like an inch long. Fucking tuna can.

[dem beats 1,223]

Ladies love getting the omega fatty acids from my tuna can friend.

Better than being a red vine Mr slim.

[///M5 2,833]

Just say twizzler

[Tirefryr 1,742]

How do I check the diameter? Is it written on the pully?

Measuring instrument? Caliper, micrometer, rule, tape measure, pi tape, calibrated penis?

My penis is wider than the thing so it's hard to gauge the size...... hmmm.m

Just measure the overall diameter of the pulley.

[dem beats 1,223]

"No baby, don't think of it as just herpes.... think of it as ribbed for her pleasure."

[Impious 1,476]

So we got a boy pitbull puppy about a week and a half ago. He was born in August, so he's maximum 2.5 months old.

The fucking thing just humped my foot, which pisses me off to start with. But on top of that...WTF? I didn't realize they started doing that shit this young?

[Tirefryr 1,742]

That reminds me, I'm out of fucking rubbers.

[ssh 924]

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Someone added that to the main page lol. Not surprising considering he's using old Joomla software, and a host of addons.

[dem beats 1,223]

So we got a boy pitbull puppy about a week and a half ago. He was born in August, so he's maximum 2.5 months old.

The fucking thing just humped my foot, which pisses me off to start with. But on top of that...WTF? I didn't realize they started doing that shit this young?

That is about 1.4 in people years. Little kids mess with their stuff all the time.... probably didn't know what it was doing.

[ricksi30 923]

So we got a boy pitbull puppy about a week and a half ago. He was born in August, so he's maximum 2.5 months old.

The fucking thing just humped my foot, which pisses me off to start with. But on top of that...WTF? I didn't realize they started doing that shit this young?

Mine started around 3 months. I've heard that they are almost fully capable by 10 months.

[///M5 2,833]

I caught my 3 year old trying to shut the toilet seat on his hard on last week. He was trying to figure out how to make it go down, lol. My 16mo old springs wood and yanks his diaper off to play with it.

Dog's a fucking male, expect it.

[ssh 924]

I caught my 3 year old trying to shut the toilet seat on his hard on last week. He was trying to figure out how to make it go down, lol. My 16mo old springs wood and yanks his diaper off to play with it.

Dog's a fucking male, expect it.

Okay that made me laugh. Glad I gulped down my drink before reading.

[Impious 1,476]

Grrr.....this is one of the reasons I didn't want a male dog. I don't want him humping shit all of the time, especially me !

[Impious 1,476]

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Someone added that to the main page lol. Not surprising considering he's using old Joomla software, and a host of addons.

The only problem I see there is that someone actually tried to visit the Skar website.

[ricksi30 923]

Grrr.....this is one of the reasons I didn't want a male dog. I don't want him humping shit all of the time, especially me !

Mine doesn't bother me or objects, just my two other dogs. Is he fixed?

[Impious 1,476]

Grrr.....this is one of the reasons I didn't want a male dog. I don't want him humping shit all of the time, especially me !

Mine doesn't bother me or objects, just my two other dogs. Is he fixed?

Not yet....too young. He will be getting fixed though as soon as he's able

[ricksi30 923]

Grrr.....this is one of the reasons I didn't want a male dog. I don't want him humping shit all of the time, especially me !

Mine doesn't bother me or objects, just my two other dogs. Is he fixed?

Not yet....too young. He will be getting fixed though as soon as he's able

That should calm down the humping hopefully.

[OuTLaWeD 110]

Chill-

Lemme break it down as simple as I can on some of us here.

The IHoP is like a big dysfunctional family.

-M5 would be the uncle everyone respects and takes advice from. We may not like how he phrases certain things, but we know he has a point in what he says. He also has the cool toys most of the family doesn't.

-Tirefryr is the cousin we talk to who is much like M5 but minus the toys and who doesn't drink so much.

-Sand is the great uncle. A bit cranky and will tell you how it should be. No pucking filter, no sympathy. He lays it out for you and you get the advice you need to hear. If its also what you want to hear, cool. If not too pucking bad.

-Nem is the crazy cousin who is ALWAYS doing something to make us say WTF in a good way. He is a jack of many trades and a master of terrifying the children.

You.........your the new brother in law that somehow got in the house and drinks all the beer and bitches when we have none left even tho you brought nothing with you. Calls us cheap asses for not having more, while telling us of your life and how shit has fucked you up. Secretly we all wish she wouldn't of married you, but since we are now stuck with you we try to help you as best we can. Too bad you never pucking listen and always bitch when shit turns out so wrong.

J

i understand man. i really like it here and it feels comfortable to be here. i don't bring anything because there are alot of people that either take me wrong or i know somebody else will chime in who has alot more "seniority" i guess you could say. i use to hang out in the RF forums years ago and felt how i do here, then the SMD forums and couldn't stand it because everybody was a know it all even when they didn't know jack. i know that a lot of you guys here are very close. i know that i'm different, but i hope that i'm interesting enough to want to keep around. i really like it here, but if you guys would rather just stick to what your comfortable with and get rid of the unwanted "brother in-law" then thats alright just tell me and i'll walk away. your sister and i haven't had any kids, i have no ties. i'm not gonna lie i'll miss chatting with you guys and reading all the funny shit, but you know how it goes. i'll tell you what, if you don't want to just post it here on the board i'll keep an eye on my PM box and if a few of you guys who have been here for a while like M5, Nem, Godsmack, tirefryer and a couple others send me a PM, even a blank one, i'll be quiet and walk away without any hard feelings. i respect you guys and who you are individually, each of your personalities.

[Tirefryr 1,742]

If we wanted someone gone, they'd be gone.

[ssh 924]

Chill-

Lemme break it down as simple as I can on some of us here.

The IHoP is like a big dysfunctional family.

-M5 would be the uncle everyone respects and takes advice from. We may not like how he phrases certain things, but we know he has a point in what he says. He also has the cool toys most of the family doesn't.

-Tirefryr is the cousin we talk to who is much like M5 but minus the toys and who doesn't drink so much.

-Sand is the great uncle. A bit cranky and will tell you how it should be. No pucking filter, no sympathy. He lays it out for you and you get the advice you need to hear. If its also what you want to hear, cool. If not too pucking bad.

-Nem is the crazy cousin who is ALWAYS doing something to make us say WTF in a good way. He is a jack of many trades and a master of terrifying the children.

You.........your the new brother in law that somehow got in the house and drinks all the beer and bitches when we have none left even tho you brought nothing with you. Calls us cheap asses for not having more, while telling us of your life and how shit has fucked you up. Secretly we all wish she wouldn't of married you, but since we are now stuck with you we try to help you as best we can. Too bad you never pucking listen and always bitch when shit turns out so wrong.

J

i understand man. i really like it here and it feels comfortable to be here. i don't bring anything because there are alot of people that either take me wrong or i know somebody else will chime in who has alot more "seniority" i guess you could say. i use to hang out in the RF forums years ago and felt how i do here, then the SMD forums and couldn't stand it because everybody was a know it all even when they didn't know jack. i know that a lot of you guys here are very close. i know that i'm different, but i hope that i'm interesting enough to want to keep around. i really like it here, but if you guys would rather just stick to what your comfortable with and get rid of the unwanted "brother in-law" then thats alright just tell me and i'll walk away. your sister and i haven't had any kids, i have no ties. i'm not gonna lie i'll miss chatting with you guys and reading all the funny shit, but you know how it goes. i'll tell you what, if you don't want to just post it here on the board i'll keep an eye on my PM box and if a few of you guys who have been here for a while like M5, Nem, Godsmack, tirefryer and a couple others send me a PM, even a blank one, i'll be quiet and walk away without any hard feelings. i respect you guys and who you are individually, each of your personalities.

You worry too much, just ChILL.

[ssh 924]

Dammmmmmmmn!

[OuTLaWeD 110]

Chill-

Lemme break it down as simple as I can on some of us here.

The IHoP is like a big dysfunctional family.

-M5 would be the uncle everyone respects and takes advice from. We may not like how he phrases certain things, but we know he has a point in what he says. He also has the cool toys most of the family doesn't.

-Tirefryr is the cousin we talk to who is much like M5 but minus the toys and who doesn't drink so much.

-Sand is the great uncle. A bit cranky and will tell you how it should be. No pucking filter, no sympathy. He lays it out for you and you get the advice you need to hear. If its also what you want to hear, cool. If not too pucking bad.

-Nem is the crazy cousin who is ALWAYS doing something to make us say WTF in a good way. He is a jack of many trades and a master of terrifying the children.

You.........your the new brother in law that somehow got in the house and drinks all the beer and bitches when we have none left even tho you brought nothing with you. Calls us cheap asses for not having more, while telling us of your life and how shit has fucked you up. Secretly we all wish she wouldn't of married you, but since we are now stuck with you we try to help you as best we can. Too bad you never pucking listen and always bitch when shit turns out so wrong.

J

i understand man. i really like it here and it feels comfortable to be here. i don't bring anything because there are alot of people that either take me wrong or i know somebody else will chime in who has alot more "seniority" i guess you could say. i use to hang out in the RF forums years ago and felt how i do here, then the SMD forums and couldn't stand it because everybody was a know it all even when they didn't know jack. i know that a lot of you guys here are very close. i know that i'm different, but i hope that i'm interesting enough to want to keep around. i really like it here, but if you guys would rather just stick to what your comfortable with and get rid of the unwanted "brother in-law" then thats alright just tell me and i'll walk away. your sister and i haven't had any kids, i have no ties. i'm not gonna lie i'll miss chatting with you guys and reading all the funny shit, but you know how it goes. i'll tell you what, if you don't want to just post it here on the board i'll keep an eye on my PM box and if a few of you guys who have been here for a while like M5, Nem, Godsmack, tirefryer and a couple others send me a PM, even a blank one, i'll be quiet and walk away without any hard feelings. i respect you guys and who you are individually, each of your personalities.

You worry too much, just ChILL.

i have anxiety pretty bad. i don't take anything for it so it's usually always pretty bad. this place is where i'm comfortable and feel free

[ssh 924]

[ssh 924]