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There's Something About Mary... While Cameron Diaz does little for me most of the time, I want to fuck the shit out of my old lady after watching this comic gem.

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"I don't do karate I do KARAZAY!"

She's predator.

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When it comes to hunting I would GLADLY kill and eat.

But as Sean mentioned, a lot of meat in one animal.

speaking of, i am buying a wagyu calf as soon as i find one

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There's Something About Mary... While Cameron Diaz does little for me most of the time, I want to fuck the shit out of my old lady after watching this comic gem.

agree on all accounts

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Don't be suprised when I am cooking in your kitchen at 4 am some day then.

I will fuck up some waggles cow.

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^-----not a reference to the movie, diaz, or your wives.

[ssh 924]

^-----not a reference to the movie, diaz, or your wives.

"You fucking asshole!"

Woulda been funny if you got a 500 error, and that post never went through.

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Rofl

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4my wife doesnt waggle

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Sitting in a Japanese restaurant in Livermore California

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At thebar next to 3 genrrations ofbitches

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At thebar next to 3 genrrations ofbitches

See if you can coat all 3 in one shot!

4my wife doesnt waggle

...for you maybe....

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[ssh 924]

Sitting in a Japanese restaurant in Livermore California

Sounds like a terrible day.

[ssh 924]

This is what I'm making Matt, but I won't have that stupid belt and gloves.

[ssh 924]

I guess bar workouts are really popular in Europe. Bar starz and shit. Ghetto jacked guys.

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I have decided to stop working out. Just get more gunz.

Fitness is for unarmed people.

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FML!!!!

Right after. I mean exactly after I poasted that... A caster on my desk chair snapped off.

Well played cardio gods...

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Literally laughing out loud--scroll down--continue laughing even harder.

Oh and screw cardio. Ironic when I think of cardio I think I should either delve into endurance running or cycling, or simply do none at all and focus all my effort elsewhere.

Retarded thinking I know.

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I am the best at exercise.

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Of course there are only two muscles I actually exercise

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The obvious one being my

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dick

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and the other my brain

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Aaron got the reference prior....