Welcome to the IHoP v.2

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

1 minute ago, nem said:

Work weekend!

I hope so.

[nem 2,019]

1 hour ago, Aaron Clinton said:

I hope so.

Lindsay and Ronda can go so something while we wrench!

[dem beats 1,223]

I need to move to over to your side of the country.

I need me a garage and labor in the pocket!

When it comes to car trouble I feel like between Ryan, Aaron, and myself we could keep a garage in business.

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

1 hour ago, dem beats said:

I need to move to over to your side of the country.

I need me a garage and labor in the pocket!

When it comes to car trouble I feel like between Ryan, Aaron, and myself we could keep a garage in business.

I've been pretty good as of late as the RX8 has been totally neglected.  Only have been able to swap wheels/tires and do any oil change and new battery.  Really needs those other things to make it drive worth outside of emergencies when theIS needs work.

[dem beats 1,223]

I was mostly about Ryan and I.....

 

But I wanted to make the team feel bigger.

[///M5 2,833]

You are constantly shrinking, not getting bigger.

[dem beats 1,223]

That's the damn truth.  My "slim fit" shirts are now baggy in the belly.

Crazy as I'm still like 25% body fat.  They expect you to be REALLLY chubby with a 19" neck, even in slim fit.

Edited September 1, 2017 by dem beats

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

1 hour ago, dem beats said:

I was mostly about Ryan and I.....

 

But I wanted to make the team feel bigger.

Well Ryan turns over cars so damn fast, and your big German has given you the bugs.

 

[Tirefryr 1,742]

I've turned my women into cars.  Ironically, I've been screwing the same woman for over a year.

 

 

 

 

Without having a "relationship."

[dem beats 1,223]

2 hours ago, Tirefryr said:

I've turned my women into cars.  Ironically, I've been screwing the same woman for over a year.

 

 

 

 

Without having a "relationship."

Well, I'm just gonna turn in my dick then.  This car shit is bad enough. 

[///M5 2,833]

Car has gonorrea

[dem beats 1,223]

10 hours ago, ///M5 said:

Car has gonorrea

I must be a carrier

[nem 2,019]

Here is to your gonorrhea and I raise you one blister patch!

 

 

[Tirefryr 1,742]

This damn Audi piece of shit. . . .

 

 

Seriously, THE worst designed vehicle I have ever seen.  Is this evidence of all German engineering?

[///M5 2,833]

What happened now?

[Tirefryr 1,742]

I'm trying to fix shit.  Unfortunately the vehicle is not designed with simplicity in mind.   A total of 12 bolts hold the glove box on.  12 bolts!  This could have been accomplished with 4.  The whole car is like this.  To replace the window regulator, you have to remove the entire top frame of the door.  Every trim piece snaps within a snap withing a snap and then has a hidden bolt.  Then the snaps break off the plastic and are stuck in the hole they snap into so you're left with flapping, rattling panels, and, well, just FUCK this car.  I'm going to drive it through winter, if it lasts that long, and then I'm going to blow the fucking thing up.

[S.DeYoung 967]

17 hours ago, Tirefryr said:

This damn Audi piece of shit. . . .

 

 

Seriously, THE worst designed vehicle I have ever seen.  Is this evidence of all German engineering?

Nope, VAG cars from that era were terrible. Especially wiring wise

[Tirefryr 1,742]

It's a mess mechanically and electrically.

[dem beats 1,223]

 

[dem beats 1,223]

That ish is amazing.

[Tirefryr 1,742]

So apparently the special order only wiper blades for the German turd are so well engineered they require and bushing for proper fit.  This bushing is made of cheap pot metal and they disintegrate and are no longer in production and not available so they only way to get working wipers on my car is to spend $160 on upgraded "aero" wipers.  WTF?

[MKader17 332]

I have no idea how you guys keep a naked phone. One week.... It lasted one week without a case.

[MKader17 332]

On the plus side. I picked up the Moto G5 Plus and it is a beast of a budget phone. $240 brand new, efficient 615 processor, 64gb memory, 4 gb RAM, 5.2" 1080p screen, and a nice fingerprint scanner that I love (not so much for security but ease of unlocking the phone with a single touch.)

Case comes tomorrow. I've been so damn careful.

[///M5 2,833]

I hate cases...but do prefer a phone with some traction.

[Tirefryr 1,742]

I agree.  I took my case off for cleaning the other day, forgot to put it back on and the next day, cracked all to shit.