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Besides, if I wanted any lip from you, I would scrape it off my zipper.

If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart.

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Your family tree must be a cactus because everyone on it is a prick

Rotflmao

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Oh dude, thank you for the laughs. I sincerely needed them just now.

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Which of course means I was surrounded by dumb fucking people.

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Oh dude, thank you for the laughs. I sincerely needed them just now.

No problem, your joke was good too, what happened today that made you upset? Some guy walk into your tatoo shop, whip out his dick and ask you to pierce it for him?

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If assholes where airplanes, I would be in an airport right now is all I'm saying.

I am sitting on a TigerAir plane right now. Tight as an asshole as the seats are SMALL

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Has been a rough day. Tried avoiding ppl at all costs.

so now I am not a person. Seanbot

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What's your blood pressure? Weight? BMI? Hell, just for giggles, what did your dr say?

My bottom numbers stays above 110 with out my meds...with meds bottom number stays around 85-90...I am currently about 270lb and 6 foot,not fat I am just a big framed guy but not a Richard Simmons mofo...would not hurt for me to skip a few meals.. And Dr. said he thought the mild heart attack I thought I had at night was acid reflux....No way am I buying that I have dealt with acid reflux all my life..

Get a stress test.

I was told the same thing when I Thought I had an attack.

 

already had one remember? i posted the results came back fine..

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If assholes where airplanes, I would be in an airport right now is all I'm saying.

I am sitting on a TigerAir plane right now. Tight as an asshole as the seats are SMALL

What time is it where your at?

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I think I just had my first homosexual experience. I was wiping my ass, and my thumb slipped off the paper. And, well, the rest is history.

  LOL Dirty Mofo! The whole thumb?

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About 20 min ahead of schedule, went to sleep about 9:30 ish I guess.. No crazy shit tonight though..

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You have a poop fascination don't you mike

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Has been a rough day. Tried avoiding ppl at all costs.

so now I am not a person. Seanbot

You are more of a force of nature.... Like herpes or something.

:-)

May not show symptoms now... But your always there.

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Wife is out of the house. Whole bed to myself until the dog finds out....

Mingus vodka and tramadol.

Bottoms up.

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My current flare up is epic in it's inflammation level.

My right knee looks like bloody wax paper. Yeesh.

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Has been a rough day. Tried avoiding ppl at all costs.

so now I am not a person. Seanbot
One of the few ppl I actually enjoyed talking to today. Had to write a little not to snap. Helped writing to a person. Thanks btw

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Wife is out of the house. Whole bed to myself until the dog finds out....

Mingus vodka and tramadol.

Bottoms up.

How did you manage that luck? I couldn't get my wife to fall off the edge of earth if I tried. Ok, maybe if I tried, but still.

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You have a poop fascination don't you mike

No dookie fascination's here...

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If assholes where airplanes, I would be in an airport right now is all I'm saying.

I am sitting on a TigerAir plane right now. Tight as an asshole as the seats are SMALL

This is the way the joke is suppose to be. If assholes were airplanes, SMD would be an airport. I couldnt wait to use it tactfully though. Was burning a hole in my brain.

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Wife is out of the house. Whole bed to myself until the dog finds out....

Mingus vodka and tramadol.

Bottoms up.

How did you manage that luck? I couldn't get my wife to fall off the edge of earth if I tried. Ok, maybe if I tried, but still.

She promised a friend she would help set up a bday party for a little human.

I'm not taking proper advantage. No strippers or coke.

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Wife is out of the house. Whole bed to myself until the dog finds out....

Mingus vodka and tramadol.

Bottoms up.

How did you manage that luck? I couldn't get my wife to fall off the edge of earth if I tried. Ok, maybe if I tried, but still.

She promised a friend she would help set up a bday party for a little human.

I'm not taking proper advantage. No strippers or coke.

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Has been a rough day. Tried avoiding ppl at all costs.

so now I am not a person. Seanbot
One of the few ppl I actually enjoyed talking to today. Had to write a little not to snap. Helped writing to a person. Thanks btw

Our mansies must be on the same cycle. Seanbot helped me out too.

The guy can be alright sometimes when he's not trying to feel up your thighs.

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