Penguin4x4

Funny that I set off the body scannner every time. Never set off any scanner at the nuke plant. Kimda makes you wonder...

Friendliest airport I've ever been to, though.

Sitting in CIRA waiting to board

Fucking Delta plane blew out its tire. Stuck in Bloomington for the night. Free room & food vouchers. Free bump to first class too.

Totally pigged out at a local chain called Culver's. Damn you midwesterners got some good grub!

obviously not my nut

I would have busted at least a nut

There's an A320 outta IAH with my name on it. I should be more excited but god damn helping out with the yard work plus smoking that pork butt has me mega tired.

gotta hold on to it longer if you want to get rid of prints

Genius!

Or paint. It doesn't have to be good either.

Write a book. It doesn't even have to be a good book. Look at Stephanie Meyer for fuck's sake...

It always perplexes me when I see people drinking Coors Light/Natty Light/Milwaukee Beast/Busch Light/Keystone Light using can koozies. i do it all the time...but in the sun when I plan on drinknig for 10 hours nonstop I just never understood people nursing near beer so long a koozie would be required is all

pecan smoked pulled pork GOD DAMN

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It always perplexes me when I see people drinking Coors Light/Natty Light/Milwaukee Beast/Busch Light/Keystone Light using can koozies.

leftovers? what leftovers?

I'm sure if you hop a plane right now you should make it