ChaseBordeaux

Do you think i'm wolverine? because i think you're MagNEATo

Not you, not you, not you, not you, NOT NOBODY KNOWS STU LIKE I DO...... NO ONE!........ There was a whore in Las Vegas. lmao #hangover2

Merica... FUCK YEAH...

Goodbye clearance puppy. ((( #MarleyAndMe

We got a pound of coke!Were trying to show them a good time not ruin their entire lives.

Was lead tech on this project. Killed it. Got a reference and a recommendation. Working in a corporate office was way better than working in the weather.

12:30 and still havent gotten out of bed. I love lazy days like these.

Matt schanuel and wes davenport you low-life mother puckers. I swear let me catch you out. Stealing shit from our house? You fucked with the wrong dudes.

RANDOM CARDINALS STATUS! WOOOOOO

LIKE IF YOU LOVE THE CARDS. SCROLL IF YOU HATE JESUS.

I'll be pissed if my I can't playback my recordings on my DVR. I'll make a FUCK YOU CHARTER page if it doesn't.

Tbt... #reasonswhyileftfacebook

anybody wanting to buy my car? $12,000.Message me for details.

Cardinals fan until next season. Wont watch a game until the playoffs probably. Lol im treal!

We live in a generation ooooff not being in loooove and not being together #repeat

New number. Message me if ya want it.

fuck everything. where's the tequila?

Just made brooke eat an entire cup of jalepenos for a back massage.... TOTALLY WORTH IT!

It's too bad we can't trust anyone these days.

I have quarters in my pants. Girl im sbout to change ya. #offthetop

Them boys in the hood sell anything for profit.

My goldfish gets so happy when I take him out of the tank. He just starts jumping around!

They say what don't kill me. can make me stronger. So 2 drinks a night, should help me live longer. I blow some smoke, just to give my lungs a test. Cuz why tip-toe through life, to arrive safely at death.

Where's the fuck do homeless people get the markers for their signs?

I'm voting for OBAMA/ROMNEY!!! bitch you aint even 18. GTFO