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    a gift is a gift is a gift

    A woman went into a pet shop to buy her husband a pet. After looking around she realized that all the pets there were very expensive. She went to the counter and questioned the clerk. "I wanted to buy my husband a pet, but all of yours are so expensive",she said. "Well,"said the clerk, "I have a huge bullfrog in the back for $50.00. Would you like to see it?" "$50.00?? For a Frog??" asked the woman. The clerk said, "It's a special frog. It gives blow jobs." Well, the woman did not particularly enjoy giving head, so, she thought his was a heck of a deal. She'd get her husband a gift he'd surely enjoy, and she'd never have to do that again. The woman decided to buy the frog. She took it home to her husband and explained the strange gift. Of course, her husband was a bit skeptical, but said for sure he'd try it out that night. The woman went to bed that night relieved knowing she'd never have to give another blow job. About two in the morning, she woke up to hear pots and pans banging around in the kitchen. She got up to go see what was going on. When she got to the kitchen she saw her husband and the frog, sitting at the kitchen table like best buddies, looking through cookbooks. "What are you two doing looking through cookbooks at this hour?" asked the woman. The husband looks up at her and says, "Well, if I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is outta here."
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    a gift is a gift is a gift

    thanks holla at me tonight on AIMs i seen you tryed talking to my last night, but i was watching football with my little boy.... jamie
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    Ordered some midbass today.

    have fun with them
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    test time

    One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" "No, I don't," said the little boy. "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work. Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"
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    what size box for 2-15pbx

    well as for now im going to be getting one , so im goin to build a box to play with then when i get the other ill build a custom box for my car
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    what size box for 2-15pbx

    im getting 2-15pbx and going to power it with a optidrive2000d amp (2000w x 1 @.5 ohm).... id like a 70/30 (SPL/SQ) spit, so if anybody has used a setup like this please tell me what you thought of the sound and loudnest of the sub....
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    Hey all

    no thank you randy, i think sents you work for powerbass you should be here.....hehehehe hope you like it here and stay awhile jamie
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    mr. honda meets his maker

    Mr Honda, of the Honda Motor Corporation, died and went to heaven for judgement. At the gates, St. Peter told Mr Honda, "since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Mr Honda thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God. I have a question for Him". St. Peter took Mr Honda to the Throne Room and introduced him to God. He then asked God, "Aren't you the inventor of women?" God Said, "Ah, yes. Indeed I am". "Well," said Mr Honda, "Professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your design." 1- There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion. 2- It chatters constantly at high speeds. 3- Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much. 4- The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust. 5- Plus the monthly down time and aggravation are outrageous, and don't even get me started talking about the maintenance costs. "Hmmmm, you do raise some good points" replied God, "Lets have a wee look." God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few things and waited for the results. After a moment God said, "Well, it may be true that my invention seems to be flawed, but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours.."
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    Woof

    more info.......hehe like what is it, price, size...... jamie
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    Amp Rack

    looking good jamie
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    Amp Rack

    nice amps............. jamie
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    Stroker 18

    yes it would have been..... jamie
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    Memphis PR104 Review

    very nice review..... jamie
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    enclosure

    yea a ported box is all you need......... ps: i sale boxs for around $250.00 and its just made out of MDF...........lololol jamie
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    Its Scary Herre!....

    i like it........lol jamie
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    car audio history 101

    Inside the Daily Grill in Los Angeles, legendary radio disc jockey
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    13w7 Question??

    what kind of tools did he use to set the gains??? jamie
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    13w7 Question??

    that is so very true.... it is easy to blow ANY sub no matter the brand name.... good luck, hope he can get it fixed.... jamie
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    A few pics of my new car

    this car is badass alex sayed i could get on it so i did......and damn if you want to see burn out marks just pass by the shop......lol jamie
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    Another Contestant on the X

    but did you guys have fun playing around..... thats what counts...... jamie
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    Old Newbie

    yes he has... good job jamie
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    I am teh n00b

    welcome hope you like it here..... jamie
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    Gately Audio

    yes you do jamie
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