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  1. Posted

    Get rid of that branched connection and ground them either separately or correctly with the block.  Make sure the connections are TIGHT and it's down to CLEAN bare metal.  I cannot stress the CLEAN enough.  After sanding/scraping/grinding down to bare metal, take some brake cleaner and wipe that metal clean.  This is the best thing to use as it dries quickly and leaves NO residue.

    I myself like to take some silicone and go over all grounding points and cover them  so I never get any corrosion.  Corrosion will kill and connection in a matter of time.

    x2

    :slayer:

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  11. Posted

    what would be the specs of al the amps comming out...

    if you cant say now i understand... :slayer:

    jamie

    AUTO SOUND

    AS75.2 75 x2@4OHM 300x1@2

    AS150.2 143X2@4ohm 600x1@2ohm

    AS75.4 63X4 @ 4OHMS

    XTREME SERIES

    XA-485 90x4@4ohm

    XA-4150 150x4@4ohm

    XA-2150 150x2@4ohm,300x1@4ohm....1 ohm stable

    XA-300d 300x1@2ohm........1ohm stable

    XA-900D 900X1@2ohm........1ohm stable

    XA-1500d 1500x1@2ohm......1ohm stable

    XA-3000d 3000x1@2ohm......1ohm stable

    this is the power ratings given to the amps,all amps were tested at 13.3-13.7 i also belive there are more AS amps being released but i do not have the entire list,as soon as the sample Birth sheets are printed ill be sure to post them for you guys

    thanks alot randy

    your my boy blue :woot:

    :foshizzle:

    hey randy i see you have two ohm ratings, (what gives)

    so its 3000w @2ohm or 1ohm

    is the 1ohm for burps or daily

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  12. Posted

    A local priest and a pastor were fishing on the side of the road. They thoughtfully made a sign saying, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" and showed it to each passing car.

    One driver who drove by didn't appreciate the sign and shouted at them, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"

    All of a sudden they heard a big splash, looked at each other, and the priest said to the pastor, "You think maybe we should have just said 'Bridge Out' instead?"

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  13. Posted

    Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh, no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too

    strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "and if the damned ice cream truck hadn't come along he'd still be alive today.

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  14. Posted

    15 THINGS A MAN CAN DO AT WAL-MART WHILE HIs WIFE/GIRLFRIEND IS TAKING HER SWEET TIME

    1. Get 24 boxes of condoms &randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

    2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute

    intervals.

    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest-rooms.

    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares' . . and see what happens.

    5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away.

    6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

    7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department -- and tell other shoppers you're sleeping over; invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.

    8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

    9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

    10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

    11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

    12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using

    different sized funnels.

    13. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

    14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, position and scream "NO!...It's those! voices again!!!"

    And last but not least:

    15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while . . then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"

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  15. Posted

    A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

    She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"

    He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the

    store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of

    tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooooooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own, so does she."

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  16. Posted

    A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the road and told the blonde to stand in the circle and not move.

    He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.

    When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh, you think that's funny? Watch this." He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad.

    He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.

    "What's so funny?" The truck driver asked the blonde.

    She replied, "When you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle 4 times."

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  17. Posted

    Alright a kid and his gradpaw went out to work in the hay feild early one mornig, and they worked till about 11:00 that morning and the gradpaw pulled a nice cold beer out of the cooler and started drinking it, then the boy said "grandpaw, boy it is hot out here can i have one" and the grandpaw says "well how do i know if you are old enough" and the kid says "well how do i know if i am old enough" and the grandpaw says "does your d!ck touch your assho!e" and the kid says no it sure dont, so the grandpaw says well then you arent old enough to have one.

    So later on that day about 3:00 in the afternoon the grandpaw pulls out his can of copenhagon and takes a chew, and the boy asks if he can have one, the grandpaw asks the kid if he is old enough, and the boys says how do i know if i am old enough, the grandpaw responds and says does your d!ck touch your assho!e, and the boys drops his head and says nah it aint even close.

    so the two are going home and it is late in the evening and the boy pulls out his bag of cookies his grandmaw made him, and the grandpaw asks if he can have one, the boy says well i dont know if you are old enough, and the grandpaw kinda smerks and laughs and says how do i know if i am old enough, the boy says well does your d!ck touch your assho!e, and the grandpaw says sure does, then the boy says "then go fock yourself grandpaw, grandmaw made me these".

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  18. Posted

    A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate.

    All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother.

    "I was having a pee and this bullet came out" replies the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears.

    "Mom, I was having a pee and this bullet came out". Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago. A week later the boy walks into the room in tears.

    "It's okay" says the mom, "I know what happened, you were having a pee and a bullet came out."

    "No," says the boy, "I was jerking off and I shot the dog."

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  19. Posted

    There were these 3 midget brothers. They have lived a rough life, but always took pride in knowing that one of them had the smallest hands, one of them had the smallest feet, and one of them had the smallest pecker.

    They decide to try to get themselves in the Guiness Book of World Records. When they get to the office to show off their hands, feet and pecker, the president of the GBofWR calls them in one at a time...

    The first midget goes in and comes back out about 10 minutes later. His smiles tells the whole story. He tells his brothers that after some measuring, it was official, he would now be the world record holder for smallest hands.

    The second midget goes in and comes back out 10 minutes later with the same news. Only he would now be the world record holder for the smallest feet.

    Finally, the third midget goes in. He is in there for a good 15 minutes. Finally he comes out, but he is crying. The other brothers wonder what is wrong, and finally ask him.

    "What happened? Do you not have the smallest pecker?"

    The 3rd midget looks up at them and say.........

    "Who the hell is LaynFrm?"

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  20. Posted

    A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of Bud and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

    The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it, it would taste better if you bought one at a time."

    The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin, and I'm in Texas. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we drank together. So I drink one for each of my brothers and one for myself."

    The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.

    One day, he comes in and orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

    The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment,then a light dawns and he laughs. "Oh, no,everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife had us join that Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.

    Hasn't affected my brothers though."

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