Penny

If this racist big assed female dog transfers one more call to me I'm going home. She can stop talking to her dumbass family for 2 minutes

quit pucking around

ATTENTION GUEST register and help me whore it up on the IHOP

holy damn it's orange. yayyyyyyyyyyyy super high five for being an advanced member by monday I'll have 1500 posts

wait...what color is my name...

Ramos left....fudge

that's a NIN song btw.

So this morning I've heard some stupid country song, Natalie Merchant, another stupid country song, and 2 in a row Paula Cole. Help me I am in Hell.

poor HU

Those bastards. I'm sorry Ramos

Happy B-Day Justin, hope it's awesome..

so matt the nice clean dude at sprint loves the cock. it's so weird. I just found out. he's like a circus seal!! :o -clerks

where is my vladdie pooh Ale called me and said that he was cooking so we need to eat something before ingesting booze

WE DID IT'S CALLED THE NBA

so I need a new job mine won't last more than 2 weeks. Hey M5 you need anyone to do your "paperwork" fahgeddabout it

big people FTW

why is the green ice cream they give you with sushi so horrible? j/k

what am i eating before we go to the watering hole?

how the fudge is ramos?

Kim is dating another marine. short answer:no Mattie are you ready to get drunk? I made 2 new friends that are awesome girls. I love friends that you like to watch bend over. Matt does too

i told her i wouldn't rape or kill her and she's like I dunno you could tie me down. I was like *weak laugh* lol. I am so unsmooth

nope my kind of chick

i was joking about driving her home after saying she needs to go with someone she knows I guess but she won't know any of us. Then I said at least someone that won't rape or kill you and she replied very flirtaliciously. so who knows