Penny

j/k not fazolis

if you're bored come see your female dog. and bring fazolis

matt come see me.

loud kids..

motherpucking top

just no gold wheels!!!!

and the paint...black pearl ftw don't forget to offer ramos 1,000,000 to do the door pods and the fiberglass on the body

i didn't think any of those would even turn out

MATTIE I'M SO EXCITED!!! you should call me at the mall buttass. Yay fiero time.

kittyloaf is funny. I hear someone speaking loud italian and it's not Al. I think the unwanted company has arrived. Let's go blow up 1000 balloons for Belk dudes.

Now Playing: Goddamn Right it's a Beautiful Day-The Eels

the lesbian coworker checks out more cleavage than matt ever dreamed. combined with Matt and all the rest of you puckers ever. She's making me so proud

Shoot it up! duh. Almost out of work. In time for more work (supposedly) blowing up balloons and pimping gift cards. gross.

Yay another girl! You will have the best time here, these dudes are great.

I think drinking sounds good. Mattie + Vox + Full Metal Jacket.

these people aren't desk eaters and this muffin is looking pretty sexy...

I feel great about it. Matt said the flip was a total oopma loompa move.

There's no real lead in for something like this. http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1683720/ midgets kickboxing.

so it's pretty sick to hear office clerk female doges talking about someone's PhD rejection letter like it's funny. I'm going to be answering the phone when they call too, I guarantee it.

This temp job is eassssssy and air conditioned. sigh.

as far as the shirts you guys are gonna look too cool. what about a basic outline of a sub and put SSA.com like it's the logo on there? Feel free not to listen, I dress like the big lebowski at all times.

I didn't care what kinda shoes the chick had..she was an amazon goddess. And I am not an evil ice crotch I just like being away 8+ hours a day. whhhoooo.

is it sad I really liked that movie? In the words of Barbie, "I had a dream house."

whew let's move outta matts place today.

Your pretty tall I dont think my sis is that tall but she definetly isnt small <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I like her already. I used to go in this shoe store all the time looking for 11's and they had a few 12's and the 13 for girls section was always gone...so one day I asked the clerk girl who the hell was getting them because that's insanely cool and she said a BBall player from a close town. I caught her one day, friggin gorgeous, 6'4 Tatyana Ali looking chick. ugh, I'm rambling so I'm going.