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excellent !!!- Welcome to the IHoP
Cool bar ...- Going Active, Maybe.
I really wish you would be at the USACI World Finals Event on the 24th, Shreveport, La ... There will be ALOT of Sound Quality vehicles to DEMO ...- 6.5" sub for midbass?
What kind of vehicle are we talking about here ?? Do you have any pics of the doors ?? 6.5s maybe tough, but 5.25s may work too ...- 1000th Poast :P
Congrats on the 1000th post my Brother !!!- Welcome to the IHoP
Last one for today ... A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date ' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 'It's not polite.' 'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?' 'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' 'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. ' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. 'Well,' says the friend, all you need to do is look at her driver's license. It's like a report card, it has everything on it.' Later that night the little girl says to her mother, 'I know how old you are. You are 32.' The mother is surprised and asks, 'How did you find that out? 'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.' The mother is past surprised and shocked now. 'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?' 'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, 'I know why you and daddy got a divorce..' 'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?' 'Because you got an F in sex.' enjoy ...- Welcome to the IHoP
A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Cabela's associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, 'Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?' He says, 'Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes.' She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, 'That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's on sale this week for only $20.00.' She says, 'It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!' As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. 'Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,' he says. She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around? The man rings up the sale and says, 'That'll be $34.50 please.' The woman is totally confused by this and asks, 'Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?' He replies, 'Yes, ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50.- Welcome to the IHoP
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station,- Welcome to the IHoP
- Problem with front speakers
Trim rings ...- My Transaction with Mechman
- SSA's Evil SS Camaro. 4 Evil 15s and 2 DC 7.5ks
I do it all the time Yea, just making sure that I wasn't the only one that did this ...- Volkswagen Lupo build log
VEry nice attention to detail !!! Awesome !!!- !!!!!A video build log - 4 Death Penalty 18's
Awesome Vids Sir !!!- SSA's Evil SS Camaro. 4 Evil 15s and 2 DC 7.5ks
so what you do ?? shoot a drill bit into the gas tank ?? Thats not good ...- SSA's Evil SS Camaro. 4 Evil 15s and 2 DC 7.5ks
did I just see mechanic work in flip flops ??- Scrapwood Bandpass
I agree to this !!! 100% !!! On the job training trial and error IS the Best training tool ... Keep on trucking guys !!!- Just Starting.
Welcome to SSA !!!- Happy Birthday Julian!!
Happy Birthday !!!- Happy Birthday topgun
Happy Birthday !!!- Round 2 Team Second Skin - Looking For Members!
Voted ...- Why do i peak higher now ?
You would get better overall results out of your vehicle/system if you could fix this ... More Flex = Pressure Lost ...- Semi new here
Welcome to SSA !!!- New User!
Welcome to SSA !!! I really enjoy moderating / posting on DSBP ... - 2006 Mazda 3 battery options.
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