Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given  their new wives duties.  Terry had married a woman from America and  bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the  dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He  said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home  to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.  Jimmy had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given  his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the  cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but  the  next day was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes  were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.  The third man had married a British girl. He boasted that he told  her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,  lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every  meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he  didn't  see  anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down  and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a  bite to eat, load the dishwasher and call a gardener. ***denim edit:  lamer joke and byebye link***