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Now let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild west A state that's untouchable like Elliot Ness The track hits ya eardrum like a slug to ya chest Pack a vest for your Jimmy in the city of sex We in that sunshine state where that bomb ass hemp be The state where ya never find a dance floor empty And pimps be on a mission for them greens Lean mean money-makin-machines servin fiends I been in the game for ten years makin rap tunes Ever since honeys was wearin sassoon Now it's '95 and they clock me and watch me Diamonds shinin lookin like I robbed Liberace It's all good, from Diego to tha Bay Your city is tha bomb if your city makin pay Throw up a finger if ya feel the same way Dre puttin it down for Californ-I-A

When the night has come And the land is dark And the moon is the only light we'll see No I won't be afraid Oh, I won't be afraid Just as long as you stand, stand by me

Put your head on my shoulder Hold me in your arms, baby Squeeze me oh so tight Show me that you love me too

D.A.R.E. Drugs Are Really Expensive; Drug Availability Reflects Extensive Dependence And Real Educated Descendants are Able to Respect Even Deadbeat's Amendments Racist Enforcement Deployed Aggressively RED-blooded Americans React Excessively, Directly Attacking Recreation, Eventually Destroying A Relatively Elementary Drive to Alter Reality, Essentially Dimension Advancement; Radical Enhancement. Dangers Are Real--Especially Drinking Alcohol, Right? Except it's Distinctly All Right: Elite-Declared Appropriate; Rationalized, Enjoyable. Dope and Ritalin Employable Dose After Red-Eyed Dose. Aboriginal Religions Each Denote A Reincarnation, Exploration, Done Again Re-experience Elation Drug Abuser Reincarceration Efforts Don't Allow for Rehabilitation Effect: Does Anybody Really Expect Dealers Are Responsible Exclusively? Deep-seated Apathy Reflects Existing Dissatisfaction: Another Reclusive D. A. Readily Eradicates. Dramatic Ad's Ridiculously Exaggerate Drugs Aren't Restricted Evenly End the War on Drugs immediately

Run, run, run, run, the revolution has begun Run, run, run, run, the revolution has begun Run, run, run, run, the revolution has begun Run, run, run, run, run into the rising sun

Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward Whoever cannot take care of themselves without that law is both For a wounded man shall say to his assailant: 'If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven' Such is the rule of honor

Kneeling roses Disappearing Into Moses' dry mouth Breaking into Fort Knox Stealing our intentions Hangars sitting dripped in oil Crying FREEDOM!

Follow in my wake You've not that much at stake For I have plowed the seas And smoothed the troubled waters Come along let's have some fun The hard work has been done We'll barrel roll into the sun Just for starters

Captain Jerry & Commander Jack with me tonight, cranking out the tunes

So...so you think you can tell... Heaven from Hell? Blue skies from pain? Can you tell a green field, from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

Rust belt problems

sick and tired of being sick and tired.

Frankly, doing a few lines of MP Assault would probably give me similar results. Just sayin'...

Can't get Primatene or Bronkaid inhalors anymore. Fucking narcs.

Monster.com is the same way

The real reason Shaun loves snowmobiling

I do loves me a bottle of Booker's