Penguin4x4

that nasty Dex-Cool shit eats anything and everything in the coolant system.

And I don't see anyone rushing out to scoop them off the road

You leave poop in the road? Gross. Then again my dog probably leaves dumps the size of most people's little puffballs. It's no different than leaving a dead animal in the road.

RIP Johnny

HOW TIRED ARE YOU!?!?

Preface: our neighborhood has no sidewalks, so I just walk the dogs in the street. Never allow them on to anyone's lawn/property. So I'm walking the pups and all of a sudden Willie decides right then and there he's gonna take a nice big shit. A little old lady yells out to me "SIR! ARE YOU GONNA PICK THAT UP!?!?" to which I respond "No, ma'am!". I guess her son was there doing chores or some such so she went and got him. "Sir! You're not going to pick that up!?!?" he asks. "No sir, I'm not" I reply. "That's against the law! I'm calling the police!" "Public roadway, sir!" ... ... "I'm calling the mayor about this!" "Alrighty!" *waves* Nosy neighbors are fun to mess with...

haven't been employed since Christmas

Now let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild west A state that's untouchable like Elliot Ness The track hits ya eardrum like a slug to ya chest Pack a vest for your Jimmy in the city of sex We in that sunshine state where that bomb ass hemp be The state where ya never find a dance floor empty And pimps be on a mission for them greens Lean mean money-makin-machines servin fiends I been in the game for ten years makin rap tunes Ever since honeys was wearin sassoon Now it's '95 and they clock me and watch me Diamonds shinin lookin like I robbed Liberace It's all good, from Diego to tha Bay Your city is tha bomb if your city makin pay Throw up a finger if ya feel the same way Dre puttin it down for Californ-I-a

Did get an interview at a chem plant on Tuesday, at least.

We'll see what happens with Costco

Seth that is such amazing news. Fucking winning. Me You Peng was somewhere too.... Then J Next that lazy butter sucker will have a good job. :-D My only win lately has been crushing weights in the gym.

Na, codeine and promethazine Whatever you can get your hands on. There's a bajillion options, all do about the same.

the secret ingredient is mescaline

Try a pitcher of my frozen margaritas and you'll be singing a different tune

And this is coming from a guy who will eat/drink just about anything

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We're gonna need a big ole flatbed for this one

Shiner Prickly Pear, not bad...