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stood up out of my chair and my knee was like "NOPE! LOLOLOLOL!" then it was all "YOU KNOW WHAT BUDDY? FUCK YOU! NERVE ENDINGS ACTIVATE!" and I'm all "well shit, gotta dig out those crutches again and find those pills"

I only bring these out for serious problems; basically the .50 BMG of my medicine cabinet.

Standard issue 325/10 hydrocodone for me

synthetic opioids, you my best friend right now

Probably.

Watching these go by while you're in a 15' Boston Whaler is pretty neat experience

Things my $100 2 year contract phone never did

This $30 no strings attached burner phone allows me to connect to a computer like a generic USB storage drive AND lets me use my own audio files as ringtones/notification sounds.

Great friends help you move furniture

Good friends share pictures

Friends share

You can use your cell phone to browse the internet now????

Pfft, that's nothing

speaking of, my parent's '10 Silverado is going to need a belt soon @ 60,000 miles.

Is there really any truck/sport ute out there that doesn't have high failure rates anymore?

Percent sign, ampersand, dollar sign! And colon, semicolon, too! What are you #^&@ing doing?! We're swearing in longhand, asterisk-mouth

Can you tell me the story about this LeChuck guy? LeChuck? He's the guy that went to the Governor's for dinner and never wanted to leave. He fell for her in a big way, but she told him to drop dead. So he did. Then things really got ugly.

So you want to be a pirate, eh? You look more like a flooring inspector.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_LucasArts_games So, so many fond memories from childhood

Disney has officially shut down LucasArts

especially with that new 8 speed