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Plus it was eligible for Prime

Fuck no. Regular ass Haribo.

and now for something completely different

More WTF from Maryland http://deadspin.com/this-tight-new-dance-is-taking-college-basketball-by-st-1771249058

Welp, I just ordered a 5 lb. bag of gummy bears off Amazon. Never thought I'd ever say that.

Looking at places to live in VA and I noticed that in one town there's a liquor store, bridal store, and a high school right next to each other.

Dafuq...internet speed has gone through the ceiling. Uhhh, thanks, cable company?

City's pucking with the water again. Toilet's already got a ring in it even though it was scrubbed two days ago. Bleh.

This shit. All. Goddamned. Day. Play both videos at the same time for full effect.

almost as much as I hate mockingbirds and cardinals

ugh, I hate a disorganized garage...can't find shit...

Water. Pound it. Love it.

Take hold of my hand For you are no longer alone Walk with me in hell

Supposedly there's a distinct possibility the next gen Porsche 911's won't come with a stick. Hard to imagine.

but seriously

Earning way too many points. WHY ARE YOU GUYS ENCOURAGING ME?!?!?!

Why are we here? Because we're here Roll the bones Why does it happen? Because it happens Roll the bones

Well, that took an abrupt change right quick.

The shit you professional grease monkeys have to deal with sometimes...wow...