Penguin4x4

Can't go wrong with an Aeron

First go around with steaks on the Egg. Conclusion? Holy fuck balls.

Interesting...

Except for a few houses whose dogs bark when the damned wind blows, obviously.

Took the dogs for a walk this morning around the neighborhood. Walking on the road? No dogs barking. Start walking on someone's lawn? Barking. Move off the lawn back to the public road, barking stops.

Peanut Butter Jelly Time is also mandatory

They're a couple of those "well, they sounded good in the club back in the day when we snorted coke and wore neon colored suits" kind of songs

Rap songs from the early 90's Can't be from too early in the 90's...that's my rap era. somewhere around 1993 if memory serves

Yeah it sucks balls, I'll admit.

Rap songs from the early 90's

Seriously? You live in god damn Texas, what moron walks before 9pm in the summer? Before lunch and after six pm are perfect times to walk the pooch, even in the summer.

Unless yard is the boulevard which is publicly usable. If he's trespassing that is flat out stupid. I wouldn't be griping if he had just used the road

Incites the entire neighborhood of dogs to start barking, either simultaneously or through a chain reaction. 8PM? Sure. 10PM? Asshole. 2AM? Dead asshole. Rest of the neighborhood should get their dogs under control. Isn't the walking owners fault the rest are spazzes. If I had a dog (and no kids, I'd definitely walk him well after 10pm). Your disdain should be at the other idiots who can't keep their dogs under control, not the guy who is actually being a nice owner and walking his. Perhaps if the others actually walked theirs they wouldn't be all pent up. Most of the disdain is at the owner primarily because he chooses to walk his dog not on the street, far enough away that most of the neighborhood dogs won't be alarmed, but across people's lawns so that it can shit and piss on everything without picking it up. We've dealt with his sorry ass before. Doing it at 10:30 PM? You're just asking for that kneecapping. I am still on his side except for of course the not picking up. Dead at 9 or not, it isn't his fault the rest of the town has poorly trained dogs. He chooses to walk his dog on people's property, 10 yards or less from the fence line. Even the most well trained dogs are gonna bark at that distance. Get back on the public roadway and stop alarming the dogs.

Tootsee Roll too

Dunkie Butt has to be played on that system

Wouldn't have batted an eyelash if the pups didn't give out their "Intruder Alert!" bark.

It's also the location. This town is completely dead by 9PM, so anyone out for a stroll is automatically suspicious, especially one coming on to private property with a large dog. Other towns/neighborhoods might be different.