Penguin4x4

new Buick Verano available with a 250 horse turbo Ecotec and is even a six speed manual; dafuq GM?

I do believe my subconscious is altering my circadian rhythm because it knows I'm taking an eight to ten hour (depending on traffic, etc.) road trip tomorrow. Wouldn't surprise me...fucker has always been smart than my consciousness...

of course not but it would be funnier

I need to name a dog Rum so I can tell people I love getting shitfaced with rum

definitely need more rum

I can count to eleventy!

I like rum

there is only one thread worth posting to on this entire board!

LIES

Hoosiers...

entry level my ass

can't remember if I posted this earlier or not, reposting it anyways because it makes me laugh so fucking much

Garlic paste is definitely easier with a knife. I meant precooked produce more than anything, carrots, celery, parsnips, onions, peppers, etc.

I no can type today I R dum

Speaking of, relative just asked me for my chili gravy recipe. I barely got started before she said "oh fuck that, I'll just buy the canned shit."

pureeing roasted onions and garlic heads in the Vita-Mix = FUN

and if it requires mincing it goes in the Oskar or the Vita-Mix, hands get crampy kniving anything smaller than dice

I would never use a recipe that calls for garlic powder Agreed x3 Just saw that conversion in another forum and had to do a double take

so if a recipe called for 3.5 teaspoons of garlic powder, I would use ~28 cloves of garlic? Seems a bit much; I would go with 1 tsp to 1 clove myself

no wait, mathed it wrong: 40 heads? seriously?

a cup of garlic powder is equal to 100 heads of garlic? no way that's right, is it?