Penguin4x4

I feel great that I got paid five bucks today for taking a shit

Just store a yeti cooler in it. Whoever came up with the idea of a super premium cooler is a freaking genius. Especially considering that with a little elbow grease you can make your own version for half to two thirds less than what Yetis sell for.

Is that of the 2" foam board variety? I hope so, because half and even one inch foam coolers doesn't keep stuff cold for very long in my experience

YARRRRRRRRR I BE SWABBIN THE POOP DECK MATEY

As long as it has a decent beam width you'll be fine. Bonus points if you get one with a flat lip on the bow, like the Boston Whaler Montauks. My dad loves fishing off the bow of ours.

tequila and skirt steak and dark side of the moon keeping me company tonight

http://www.autoblog.com/2012/04/06/1966-chevrolet-impala-ss-427-convertible-reminds-us-of-days-long/ mmmmmm

Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.

I am a master of the custodial arts; it's nothing but sucky

guaranteed 64 hours of overtime the next two weeks, possibly 96 if the outage takes a third week

don't settle for this cheap crap!

make sure to use monster anal floss, it costs like 45 bucks for a six foot section but it makes your hole so much cleaner

Pulled birdshit cleaning duty on my first day. AWESOME.

Adrian, you are far braver man than I to have installed this air conditioner

Dixie Mafia

whoops

http://www.keltecweapons.com/our-guns/shotguns/ksg/ yes please

Sean, put some pants on!