Penguin4x4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq_hOx8E2uo

forgot how it feels to hydroplane in a FWD car

Houston, TX, United States 03/28/2012 4:25 P.M. Arrival Scan Oak Creek, WI, United States 03/26/2012 11:27 P.M. Departure Scan Damn, must have been some rough weather up there

Cephalopods, actually. They're called firefly squid.

dog seems to have learned a new trick; hops over the back of the couch on to the seat cushion, doesn't even touch the back cushion or the frame.

seriously? these are the people the government trusts to do background investigations? you can't verify I went to college? are you fucking kidding me?

Do you both have the same eating habits? Especially sweet things?

Wow, I didn't know you were running for office. Gaining unescorted access to the protected and vital areas of a nuclear power plant is pretty close.

Not yet, but they have contacted a few of the guys I went to technical school with.

Apparently the background investigation people also contacted my elementary school principal. Probably because she's now my next door neighbor.

I find this to be a fairly accurate metaphor for my mental status at any given time

GCB is a fucking riot