Penguin4x4

So, the city won't send out LEO after someone shoots off a couple dozen pistol rounds BUT they will send out a crew to stripe the roadway in front of our house.

would make a helluva alarm clock

Doesn't help that Rush was in possesion of Viagra that he didn't have a prescription for when he was arrested in the Dominican Republic for soliciting hookers.

Leaving this here for Sean:

And I cleared off an entire shelf in the fridge!

Rooting around the fridge I found leftover taco meat, homemade chili, Velveeta cheese dip, and some chopped BBQ brisket. So I did the only natural thing and made leftover nacho surprise.

http://www.cnngo.com/bangkok/life/hitler-chic-trend-138530?hpt=hp_bn8 I know its Thailand and all but WTF?

http://motherjones.com/politics/2012/02/santorum-health-spending-medicaid-contraception-hypocrisy On top of that, don't members/former members of Congress have access to great health insurance? That's not helping his cause

Tequila, whiskey, brandy or rum are the only spirits I'll drink straight up; gin & vodka only in cocktails.

Apparently the "fastest Ferrari ever".

We got 69 ankle shoes. Not no damn banana shoe. Eleven hoes can't come in here and keep their shoes off. You know what the crowd says: we all homosexual.

garage kept? well lit street?

It only gets worse, trust me. Yeah our other next door neighbors have two fucking runty dogs that bark LITERALLY 24/7 They leave them outside all night just barking.. SOMEONE is going to get a rude awakening one of these nights. Hide in a tree at night with an airsoft gun. Every time the dogs bark shoot 'em in the ass. OR Hide sleeping pills in hot dogs or bologna and throw them over the fence. OR Hide sleeping pills in hot dogs or bologna and throw them over the fence, then hop the fence and put shock collars on the dogs. OR Call the police. Repeatedly.

Nuclear