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Chili is made with sliced up chunks of meat, hotdog chili is made with ground meat. Normally for hotdog chili I just grab a can of Hormel because the flavor profile is extremely close to the recipe I use to make it from scratch and is a whole lot easier to make on the fly.

frito pie = a bed of frito's corn chips topped with hotdog chili and shredded cheese. Raw diced purple onion is optional but recommended.

Sounds like something I would do. Then be like what is wrong with you, was the beach sandy? :roflmao: :roflmao:

and San Fransisco's always a treat

Corpus is good if you're on the northern side of Oso Bay; Flour Bluff is kind of a rough area. Rockport, Port Aransas and Aransas Pass are better options IMO.

In addition, I definitely had one of these a few years back: I've also been known to turn the lights on and off, halfway pack a suitcase, take pictures off the wall, and other weird things while sleeping. All isolated episodes, nothing chronic, but definitely strange. There's a distinct difference between thinking aloud and talking out of your ass.

a bottle of Canadian Mist is probably cheaper than Prozac

Some mom got arrested for child abuse after letting her 10 year get tattooed. I'm worried about the kid as I am about the person who agrees to tattoo a 10 year old.

http://thedailywh.at/2012/01/20/sick-sculptures-of-the-day/#more-56506 neato

Speaking of insomnia, I'm hoping this glass of rye will be enough to shut my brain up, otherwise I might have to stab it with a q-tip

I've also have sporadic bouts of transient insomnia as long as I can remember; feels like my brain is going ninety miles an hour and my body is just like "Dude! I NEED SOME FUCKING SLEEP! TURN OFF ALREADY!"

These sound about right, except where I have placed strikethroughs. I have never had a single suicidal thought, let alone a suicidal attempt. I went to business school and my only board certification is Master Shitfuckerupper so I'm not taking any of this at face value, but they are good starting points that I can consult with a professional about. In addition, I definitely had one of these a few years back: I've also been known to turn the lights on and off, halfway pack a suitcase, take pictures off the wall, and other weird things while sleeping. All isolated episodes, nothing chronic, but definitely strange.

Not sure myself...kinda hard to explain so I'm perusing Wikipedia to see if anything sounds similar...

seriously considering seeing a shrink, if for no other reason than to figure out wtf is going on in my brain

vibrating tables ftw

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vibco-Vibrating-Motor-SCR-200-4000-115V-2-6A-1-Phase-Concrete-Shaker-Vibrator-/330672140716?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item4cfd9871ac oh man that's a helluva price

They call it the stranger when you make your anus go numb by pushing a fist in there too much. That is what I read on the internets I mean. Actually the stranger is where you sit on your hand until your entire arm goes to sleep then you tug one out with said arm

I have a different one, but same idea. No chimney necessary. Oh? Who makes yours? I've only seen the Guru model

BBQ Guru Golf Club, that's it

7 in 1 tool ? Don't need a chimney with it. Even better!