Penguin4x4

Well there goes Dublin Dr. Pepper, although it will still be available on site at the bottling plant/museum

http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/video/tebowie-11212/1378838 Fucking classic

good video, shitty soundtrack

no idea; if I didn't I think I'm legally obligated to file for mental disability with the state

Had to take something called the Test for Adult Basic Education before the plant would even consider my application, which makes sense until I actually took the test. I swear that my six year old cousin could have passed it; I had to try really hard not to laugh. Now I'm somewhat trepidatious about working there, based on what they consider minimum education level...but hey, it's great money and benefits and the plant has been here for decades without incident so it can't be that bad.

and he already has a 69 Malibu that's just been sitting and rotting forever

Brother-in-law was helping one of his family friends out, turns out the friend had a '77 Olds with 33k original miles sitting in the garage and told my BIL he would pay him to take it off his hands...I kinda laughed when I heard it but it might be a fun weekend bracket racer...but it is my brother in law we're talking about, he certainly ain't the handiest nor the most motivated person I've ever met...

Motorcycle forums are flooded with the pictures. They are.... disturbing but hopefully eye-opening for some of those who don't want to wear any protection I just avoid the fuckers; I like my climate control, radio, crumple zones and automatic transmissions

you know, that kind of funk...

I think it might be the ginseng, this time my urine had a distinctive funk to it. Like, tuna salad that's been sitting on the dashboard of a hot car all day kind of funk.

my sister worked in the ER for a while and trust me, you can't love your skin enough after hearing some of her experiences; there really is no way to treat road rash, other than picking out the asphalt from your gaping wounds

Safety and legality. It's not my only helmet as well. The fact that some people do not wear helmets is completely and utterly beyond me. No helmet, polo shirt, Bermuda shorts, & flip flops is the norm for riders around here. I cringe every time I see them because I do not want to witness what happens when they get in a wreck.

Colorless,

3 quarts yesterday and 4 the day before that

polishing off my 5th quart of water today and I'm still pissing yellow...the hell...

Nice rhyme.

PORN PORN PORN

grab your dick and double click

Well that's certainly...original...