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I'll just leave this here...

Ow, my balls...

Did you ever see that "Twilight Zone" where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn't die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool, huh?

Anything wrong, Davy? Yeah, I got paid today. Yeah, I know what that's like. No. You don't understand. They laid me off. I got one of these. Yeah, I know how that feels. Know what I'd like to do? Yeah I know what you'd like to do. You'd like to find the guy who did it, rip his still beating heart out of his chest and hold it in front of his face, so he can see how black it is before he dies. Actually, I was thinking of filing a grievance with the union. Well, the world's a twisted place.

I mean, there are two Darrin Stevenses, right? Dick York and Dick Sargent. Yeah, right, as if we wouldn't notice. Oh hold on: Dick York, Dick Sargent, Sergeant York... Wow, that's weird.

I think that'll be the name of my new boat...

I think he means he has a Merc E55.......sweet car btw peng Indeed. 25 is surprising, obviously he drives it too slow. LOL All that horsepower and no room to gallop I guess Are you kidding me? Plenty of fucking room, just no desire to get a ticket

Pretty much; no more than 10 over the speed limit the whole way

E55, 550 miles...coincidence? I think not!

E55 managed to average 25 mpg across 550 miles at 100+F with the A/C blowing like hell the whole way...not bad considering how deeply its geared...

Ava Pearl Irwin was born on August 2nd at 8:45 PM EST; 7 lbs. 5 oz., 19 inches. Took 14 hours from induction to birth...damned near had to dynamite her out. She's as stubborn as her mother Penguin4x4 out

aren't IHoP's fun?