Penguin4x4

It’s a ukulele Honolulu sunset Listen to the grass skirts sway Drinking rum from the pineapple Out on Honolulu Bay The steel guitars are playin’ While she’s talking with her hands Gimme gimme oaka doaka Make a wish and wanta poka Words I understand

No, this is me

http://thedailywh.at/2011/07/21/this-seems-kind-of-wrong-of-the-day-4/ This happened roughly 15 miles from where I went to college and yes the people there are that stupid...

Al Franken got it right for once...shocking

Scratch that, Ava's coming this weekend

I scored the hot tub for free on Craigslist and it needs a new circuit board and cover. SO after the gravel, weed fabric, 10/3 UB-F wire, a 220 breaker, circuit board and cover, plus a few parts, is around 1100 at this point. Not bad concidering they are 3-4k for the medium sized one I scored. (76" x 82") Used really is the way to go with hot tubs. Just make sure to clean it well, inside and out. Lord knows whats in the piping.

whirlpool tub works just as good I have one in the bathroom. I am however 6'2 375 and my shoulders are wider than the tub.... Ah, I see now

Its official, sister could be having her kid at any moment now. Could be 15 minutes, could be 15 hours, could be 15 days, but its coming...

whirlpool tub works just as good

Well isn't that special...

Usually when you walk through the metal detector clean they don't bother with the pat downs. I've personally never flown commercial but that seems to be the case with people I know who have. Ever since my accident I've gained the ability to walk through a metal detector in my birthday suit and set it off. Not that I've gone that far to prove it...yet. I've come close though just to get into a couple of different concerts in Houston.

What the software should have been since the beginning...not that it matters to me because I'm 99% sure I'd be getting the pat down anyway...

No but I'm a master of the skin flute. Savant, really...