Penguin4x4

love the smell of pecan in the morning

brisket is in the smoker...dogs are huddled around it like the monolith from 2001...

god damn that pecan lights likes a match now. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

seriously, who gets pimples on their scrotum; when I popped it, it had so much pus* in it that looked like I was cumming directly through my sack *I know its not pus, but I can't remember the real name of the fluid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFuyE_VBeO8 Fucking epic

and now the long wait until tomorrow morning guess I could study

you know you seasoned your brisket well when the smell lingers in the kitchen even after you bleached it

mmmm, brisket

I've been using e-mail, IRC, message boards and mobile phone for so long that I haven't found a way that I could benefit by also using Facebook (or Twitter for that matter). Seems to be an effective marketing tool for bands, organizations and companies, however.

Basically Facebook exists for no other reason than to be made fun of

Polaris running a Yamaha engine made me giggle

Minimum length papers ftl

New Sennheiser headphone holder is in, too lazy to take pictures so here's a link to google images http://www.google.com/search?q=sennheiser+headphone+holder&oe=utf-8&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1680&bih=876 freaking love it; new HD 205 II's are mighty nice too

I tried watching an NBA game about a year ago; after yelling at the ref for not calling blatant traveling and double dribble calls, I just gave up. I guess those aren't being called violations anymore?

True story

That's what she said!