Penguin4x4

What are your credentials, something, something, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Food induced comas are the best

Ended up recovering a tad more than 3.5 quarts of the gallon of oil we used to fry the (3) chickens in.

fried chicken, Italian cream cake, ice cream (all home made, natch)...good god I'm coma bound...

there's a new drink called the Osama; it's pretty simple, two shots and a splash of water...

Tanner reminds me of Bob Saget's character on Full House Congrats! Sister is having her first in August, babies everywhere!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6wezQzKxAw cannot.stop.laughing. dog is starting to look at me funny

:bull: :bull: :bull: Why? I should weigh about 185. You should weigh whatever you want to weigh. BMI is, by and large, a poor statistic. Body fat %, Blood Pressure, Resting Heart Rate, and A1C are far more useful statistics.

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is it bad I know where this came from?

did it again, fucking shit...

blew my nose so hard I damned near fainted

head cold bleh

nice head hold...lovely...

Somebody has to be "Tons o' Fun" in here. 6'0" 252 lbs. here BEEFCAKE

FUCKIN SKANKS

JAGER BOMBS

PROTEIN POWDER

Ryan, the SSA Fabrication Elf...I like it...

Yep, its Ryan. 9.5's That's some tiny ass elf feet right there

here they come again those voices, they'll be with me till the end maybe it helps the pain how would I know? I never slow down long enough but, ain't life funny I don't know if I will ever see you again but, in the painted silver light I watched you and I'll keep on watching you