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I distinctly remember 3 different stores doing this; it appears to be an epidemic amongst stores appealing to teenagers/delusional adults these days.

Looking at the damage to the drunkard's vehicle, I would have loved to seen that bastard run

Could've been a helluva lot worse; glad you're OK

you still keep a beating your meat to pulp and you're an orgasm addict! you're an orgasm addict! you're a kid cassanova; you're a no-joseph it's a labor of love fucking yourself to death orgasm addict! you're an orgasm addict!

oh em gee awesome turkey is awesome

Ho Ho HOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLY SHIT

Awwwwwwwwwww: http://tv.gawker.com/5715347/and-now-people-getting-puppies-for-christmas

Merry Fucking Christmas, Motherfuckers

Idaho, Utah, same thing

Hang out at a range sometime and talk to the people there; see if they'll let you try firing some of their guns, especially different calibers, different loads, what have you. Do that enough times and you'll have a pretty good idea what you want and what you don't.

if I do I'm flying up to Utah and puking blood all over you

aaand the turkey is in the brine used disposable gloves, bleached the everloving shit out of the kitchen, and washed up to my elbows with soap and water for about a minute; if I get sick again it'll be a Christmas miracle

*glances at .44 revolver, .22 rifles, and .22 pistol* nope

Holy shit that lightning was way way waaay too close thunder clap sounded like a fucking deer rifle going off sheeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttt

Oh dear; did I actually make a thread?!

I don't know which advertising firm you've contracted, or which focus groups you've been listening to, but no one with a shred of sense or dignity wants to shop in a store blaring bass heavy music of questionable quality at nauseatingly loud volumes. Furthermore, I should not be able to walk past your store and be blanketed in a thick miasma of cologne/perfume/fragrance (also of questionable quality). In conclusion: light, instrumental jazz at barely audible levels and leave the smelly stuff at the perfume counters. Please cease and desist with these shenanigans immediately. Thank You

Depends when you got up. I just woke up so i got my cup of coffee still. Irish it up and you're good to go Last name is McNamara so i am fully irish well I'm only half Irish so fill 'er up!

you forgot the third and ever important s Just took care of that one, as a matter of fact LIKE A BOSS

I have only a turkey planned everything else I let it fall where it may

its Christmas Eve; drink all ya damn well please...at the very least have a drink for me <--- No alcohol till tomorrow

Depends when you got up. I just woke up so i got my cup of coffee still. Irish it up and you're good to go

clean shave, shower, and I feel awesome again...

space heater? pfft *pats computer*