Penguin4x4

You could lend me your economy for a couple of months. :) I worked 2 months to buy the amp. You(well not strictly you) probably work a week or two in the USA. You don't understand how our country works. Jordan is a Soldier, one of the most important people in our society, yet one of the least respected and THE most underpaid. And then we have useless "celebrities" and politicians who make butt loads of money for being worthless and moronic. Not to mention all of our unionized professional athletes and their salary floors

CBC, urinalysis, 2.5 liters of saline, endoscopy, thyroid, cardiac and enzyme level check, chest x-ray and about 5.5 hours later it turns out I puked so hard I started popping blood vessels in my esophagus; a million times better than a ulcer at least

Yup, definitely something up with the GI tract; basically just puked up motor oil and coffee grounds, off to the ER I go...again...

Hooray food poisoning! Can someone look up why there is black particulate in my otherwise pale yellow vomit? Thanks a bunch, back to bed

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible... No wait... Sorry... I'm thinking of beer; That's what beer does...never mind.

Hell if I was fed properly...oh wait...

No. All FIA GT2 cars are ugly

http://jalopnik.com/5709098/a-fiery-burnout-so-epic-its-apocalyptic oh snap

no presentation because the first group took so gawt dang long...I got all dressed up and shaved for nothing

WOW 16's people make fun of me for my 13's. Really? I knew a guy that was wearing 12's at 12 years of age... 13 doesn't seem so out of the question. I starting wearing 12's right around 14 or so; 5'0" 200 lbs. and size 12 shoes, I was a goofy looking motherfucker

most MBs are squirters, mine included

forgot I'm doing a presentation tomorrow...oops, better shave...

And people call my size 12's snowshoes...pah!

Stallone got inducted into the International Boxing Hall of Fame

based on our crude measurements I just might have graduated to a bigger jacket size; we'll see when I get fitted for a tux friday

went ahead and measured anyway; half inch gain in the forearms, bicep and neck, inch and a half or so in the chest, no change in weight although that seems to be attributed to the gain in muscle mass off setting the loss in fat progress, at least

final weigh in an measurements thursday...see if four months of working out has done anything for me...