Penguin4x4

adult slushy mix in the freezer and ready to go

Weddings are a great place to get laid. Sure as hell better not be; we're only inviting family

A Benz designed especially for Sean!

Am I scared of germs? No, but will I take reasonable precautions, good practices, etc? Yep, I sure will. Then don't cut chix on wood even if I keep my wood boards in good condition and oiled and then wash after? I have always used wood for everything. I only started using plastic for the wife. Can you cut any meat on wood? I like using poly for proteins simply because I can come very close to sterilizing one in the dishwasher afterwards; once they deteriorate though you have to trash em, whereas with a wooden board you sand/plane it, reseal it, and its ready to go. Like Sean suggested you can use a liner, works great

good ole viral marketing

looks like I'm officially being an uncle again; wedding is on new year's eve...yee haw...

blacker than the blackest black…times infinity!

Colts lose to the Cowboys? One hell of a week

I rather like my "Not An Accurate Representation of White People" shirt; good quality tee http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/not-an-accurate-representation-of-white-people/

damned girl needs to eat something...yeeesh

*enter plowing joke here*

So I just got t shirt design emailed to me http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/uncle-with-benefits/ *sighs and shakes head*

assuming you have some PSE on hand, that is

Guaifenesin when taken with pseudoephidrine is always a good thing

Not when you buy the packer Unmolested by the idiots. Package says BEEF. Brine >>>> Injection, but I am not doing either. Hell its already on the smoker as I lit her up to completely stabilize before I went. Have not seen a packer inside a Wally World in quite a long time One thing that is hard to get here, but always there. 14lbs $26 SAMs club always has good meat, they're owned by the same people... But theyre not open very late No doubt the quality of food and "food" sold in Sam's Club is much better than your typical Wally World

I am an Uncle 19 times...all but one by marriage though. only third time here...so far...

Not when you buy the packer Unmolested by the idiots. Package says BEEF. Brine >>>> Injection, but I am not doing either. Hell its already on the smoker as I lit her up to completely stabilize before I went. Have not seen a packer inside a Wally World in quite a long time

Looks like I'm going to be an uncle...again...

Last time I looked at proteins at Wally World they all had solution injected into 'em Then again they're assholes to begin with by taking the meat cutting department out of all their stores fuckers