"One thing I noticed when I'm traveling anywhere is that American tourists all seem to shop at the same clothing store, ugly ass tourists dot com; That or Ed Hardouchebags. If you're one of those people who owns a Planet Hollywood, Rome t-shirt, that might say more about you than you're willing to admit. Same goes for you people who fly all the way to Tokyo to eat at the Hard Rock..." Hey asshole, I've eaten at the Hard Rock in Tokyo. Long story, I'll share later. Technically that was from Anthony Bourdain's speaking event on Monday, not from me Haven't been out of the country save for a few roadtrips to Meh-he-ko but I can see where he's coming from.