Penguin4x4

Drunk, high, or completely unprepared? Maybe all 3?

Rahm Emanuel can't keep his yap shut, can he

Probably the only 'coon on the freeway and I managed to hit it might have been a dog or a hog Houston is weird

A Dodge with the ass end of a BMW

Behold, the 2011 Dodge Durango. No interior shots yet but expect it to be about the same as the '11 Grand Cherokee Edit: Powertrain options are either the 3.6L 290hp Pentastar V6 or the 5.7L 345hp Hemi V8

Never mind, Impious took the words right out of my mouth. As a side note, if someone were handing out business cards with my company's name on it to potential customers as part of their own "side business" I would have fired them as well...

Never mind, Impious took the words right out of my mouth.

must...not...post...in Workplace Snitching thread...

Flor de Canas and Dr. Pepper...smooth as velvet...yum

Rum and coke does sound good

so the E55 starts blowing warm air, so I pop the hood to wave my magic UV light on it and the hood popper handle disintegrates in my hand I need a drink

School started back for me yesterday :( Tuition is paid in full though so whatevs (thanks taxpayers) Your welcome X2 The fact I'd be in charge of operating a 1,400 MW nuclear reactor doesn't worry either of you? If homer simpson can do it...... OOOOOOOOH! WHO KNEW A NUCLEAR REACTOR COULD BE SO COMPLICATED?!?!?! The Simpsons was the shit way back when, especially since half the kids in school had dads working at the nuke plant

School started back for me yesterday :( Tuition is paid in full though so whatevs (thanks taxpayers) Your welcome X2 The fact I'd be in charge of operating a 1,400 MW nuclear reactor doesn't worry either of you?

Technically its a dildo so it doesn't require batteries. A vibrator, now that's a different story...

School started back for me yesterday :( Tuition is paid in full though so whatevs (thanks taxpayers)

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