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Just buy an '03-04 Marauder. It already has the 4 valve in it. Strap on a blower and you have instant 12s. That would have been my second suggestion since Marauders are a bit harder to find than Crown Vic's

You can fit six people in a GN?

Crown Vic with a built to the hilt turbo 5.0 stroked mod motor you know you want to shouldn't be too hard to adapt a big brake kit from a Mustang to boot you'll have yourself a 12 second car with room for 6 people plus two week's worth of their luggage

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Lone Starr: But Yogurt, what is this place? What is it that you do here? Yogurt: Moichandising. Barf: Merchandising? What's that? Yogurt: Moichandising! Come, I'll show you. [to the Dinks] Open up this door. [Yogurt walks over to a wall filled with Spaceballs merchandise.] Yogurt: Heh-heh. Come! We put the picture's name on everything! [everyone is staring in amazement] Yogurt: Moichandising! Moichandising! Where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs: the T-shirt, Spaceballs: the Coloring Book [holds up a Transformers comic book], Spaceballs: the Lunchbox, Spaceballs: the Breakfast Cereal! Spaceballs: the Flame Thrower!! [fires a blast from flame thrower] Dinks: Ooohh! Yogurt: The kids love this one. And last, but not least, Spaceballs: the Doll- me. [Yogurt squeezes the doll, which says "May the Schwartz be with you!"] Yogurt: Adorable. ninjaEDIT: Did a semester project for Management and Labor Relations on professional sports unions and basically if you're in the union and are on the active roster you're swimming in money. Hell of a work schedule to maintain, though...

And a double fuck you since I'm basically going back to scratch with this Associate of Applied Science/Enhanced Skills Certificate Nuclear Technology program at the JC. should have just gone to engineering school I'm going to chat up the folks though and see if I can't squeeze it down to a year since I've already taken half the damned course

Which is why I tell everyone I know looking for piercings to stay the fuck away from Claire's (that and its a health hazard). Support your local tattoo and piercing parlors, damnit

You know what? Fuck you.

My sister wanted to pay me to design a website for her; after laughing heartily I shot her an email with a link to Mark's design site I also got yelled at for not being able to design said website sorry but last time I designed a website it was in Notepad

I only knew of him so I can't really say anything good or bad about him for me i really dont give a shit about the Yankees. If you can throw that much money at a team, then they better win. To me it's just an unfair advantage with a team salary like that. No other team gets close to the Yankees payroll yes I too am not so pleased with the lack of an MLB salary cap then again I almost never watch professional sports of any kind anymore so meh

Rush Limbaugh's touching tribute to deceased Yankees owner George Steinbrenner: I only knew of him so I can't really say anything good or bad about him

Everyone knows afternoon delight is waiting around a Barnes and Noble for an hour and a half waiting for the wrecker to tow your car off to the stealership

Crank position sensor; covered by warranty, natch

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yeah, Maggie's sick; sounds like the fuel pump...hopefully we'll find out why tomorrow...

Bad News: E55 died out in the middle of an intersection; just died, cranked good but the engine just wouldn't start Good News: said intersection was in the shopping mall parking lot, so I managed to fred flinstone her to a parking spot without too much difficulty Bonus: No one even bothered to assist in the slightest; even the rent a cops drove past me 3 or 4 times in their golf cart afterward when I had the hood popped. Glad to report that if you need a tow in the Houston area, RPM Express Inc. does an absolutely fantastic job. Their address is 10910 Gulf Freeway, Houston, TX 77034-2510; Phone Number is (713) 278-1109