Penguin4x4

I'm not the smartest person in the world but even I know that if I wanted to be a car salesman I can starve here instead of up there

I don't get the connection there... the basic gist of it is: allegedly they're a consulting firm for dealerships; automobile, commercial truck, powersports, what have you they put an ad out for a "management trainee" position; I apply, they respond, we set up an interview interview goes over smoothly, he refers me to a Chevrolet dealership up the road; light bulb goes off in my head but I decide I'll let this play out just a little bit longer (if for no other reason than morbid curiosity) turns out the "job" being offered is a salesman position at this dealership; so I call the bastard back Me: "I'm a bit confused; this isn't the position I applied for" Him: "What position did you apply for?" Me: "I understood it to be a management trainee in your firm" Him: "Correct. How do I know you can manage people if you don't know how to sell a car?" Me: "Well I did just spend the last 5 years studying at one of the best business management schools in the southern United States, and pretty much any brain dead yokel can sell a car." some more jawing, I politely refuse his "job offer", drive home and pour myself a drink

sounds good to me

batshit crazy straight line acceleration and ultra plush cruiser? Penguin4x4 likey

basically the consulting thing was a bust; turns out "management trainee" somehow equals "car salesman" to that asshole on the plus side I managed to rack up 600 miles on the E55 so to me its all good

I'm not too keen on the anal area myself, especially after having those fissures cauterized... worst part is the few weeks afterward when the hairs start to grow back itches like a motherfucker

rectal prolapse Can I pop that too? don't think so? (technically speaking its when the rectum starts to sag and protrudes through the anus, basically the intestinal tract turning itself inside out, kinda sorta)

anal fistula rectal prolapse good luck sleeping tonight if you google either

Malaysia isn't any better, but that is largely due to Islam being the officially sanctioned religion there

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Censorship_in_Australia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_censorship_in_Australia rather long, but both are worth a read

Australia is completely fucktarded in terms of censorship

Conquer The Snowpocalypse With A Propeller-Powered Sled - ekranoplan - Jalopnik now THAT is a snow sled

pup's already up to 14 lbs.; that's 4 lbs in 2 weeks

Inside Forza Motorsport, Part II: Making The Cars Sound Awesome - Forzalopnik - Jalopnik scroll down to the embedded video of the C63 make sure to crank the sound you're welcome

I say mindless but that's really not a bad thing technically I'm not qualified for mindful work just yet

yeah that

450 someodd people on a cruise ship have norovirus,

It always amuses me that consulting firms hire people without experience to consult. Common practice, but strange IMO. No, not as a consultant, the job is for data entry and other mindless crap

may have landed an interview with a Dallas based consulting firm

reading "The President's Proposal", seems rather decent so far really like the doing away of "pay-for-delay"