Penguin4x4

to be fair, continental Europe has high unemployment rates to begin with,

I imply nothing

at the very least we got those mouth breathing neocon/paleocons the hell out of power (for now) where are we going, and why are we in this basket?

thanks banking/financial sector

that and a large part of it was fluff to begin with

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-november-5-2009/the-11-3-project comedy gold

yeah its an actual ad from Ralph Lauren sadly its not the first (or second) time they've pulled these kinds of photochop shenanigans

George Carlin ftmfw

I do admit that helmets are a good idea though...

RIP funnyman

Something else I'm getting tired of in this country is all this stupid talk I have to listen to about children. That's all you hear about anymore, children: "Help the children, save the children, protect the children." You know what I say? Fuck the children! They're getting entirely too much attention. And I know what some of you are thinking: " Jesus, he's not going to attack children, is he?" Yes he is! He's going to attack children. And remember, this is Mr. Conductor talking; I know what I'm talking about. And I also know that all you boring single dads and working moms, who think you're such fucking heroes, aren't gonna like this, but somebody's gotta tell you for your own good: your children are overrated and overvalued, and you've turned them into little cult objects. You have a child fetish, and it's not healthy. And don't give me all that weak shit, "Well, I love my children." Fuck you! Everybody loves their children; it doesn't make you special. John Wayne Gacy loved his children. Yes, he did. That's not what I'm talking about. What I'm talking about is this constant, mindless yammering in the media, this neurotic fixation that suggests that somehow everything--everything--has to revolve around the lives of children. It's completely out of balance. Listen, there are a couple of things about kids you have to remember. First of all, they're not all cute. In fact, if you look at 'em real close, most of them are rather unpleasant looking. And a lot of them don't smell too good either. The little ones in particular seem to have a kind of urine and sour-milk combination that I don't care for at all. Stay with me on this folks, the sooner you face it the better off your going to be. Second, premise: not all children are smart and clever. Got that? Kids are like any other group of people: a few winners, a whole lot of losers! This country is filled with loser kids who simply...aren't...going anywhere! And there's nothing you can do about it, folks. Nothing! You can't save them all. You can't do it. You gotta let 'em go; you gotta cut 'em loose; you gotta stop over-protecting them, because your making 'em too soft. Today's kids are way too soft. For one thing, there's too much emphasis on safety and safety equipment: childproof medicine bottles, fireproof pajamas, child restraints, car seats. And helmets! Bicycle, baseball, skateboard, scooter helmets. Kids have to wear helmets now for everything but jerking off. Grown-ups have taken all the fun out of being a kid. What's happened is, these baby boomers, these soft, fruity baby boomers, have raised an entire generation of soft, fruity kids who aren't even allowed hazardous toys, for Chrissakes! What ever happened to natural selection? Survival of the fittest? The kid who swallows too many marbles doesn't grow up to have kids of his own. Simple stuff. Nature knows best! Another bunch of ignorant bullshit about your children: school uniforms. Bad theory! The idea that if kids wear uniforms to school, it helps keep order. Hey! Don't these schools do enough damage makin' all these children think alike? Now they're gonna get 'em to look alike, too? And it's not even a new idea; I first saw it in old newsreels from the 1930s, but it was hard to understand, because the narration was in German! But the uniforms looked beautiful. And the children did everything they were told and never questioned authority. Gee, I wonder why someone would want to put our children in uniforms. Can't imagine. And one more item about children: this superstitious nonsense of blaming tobacco companies for kids who smoke. Listen! Kids don't smoke because a camel in sunglasses tells them to. They smoke for the same reasons adults do, because it's an enjoyable activity that relieves anxiety and depression. And you'd be anxious and depressed too if you had to put up with these pathetic, insecure, yuppie parents who enroll you in college before you've figured out which side of the playpen smells the worst and then fill you with Ritalin to get you in a mood they approve of, and drag you all over town in search of empty, meaningless structure: Little League, Cub Scouts, swimming, soccer, karate, piano, bagpipes, watercolors, witchcraft, glass blowing, and dildo practice. It's absurd. They even have "play dates", for Christ sake! Playing is now done by appointment! But it's true. A lot of these striving, and parents are burning their kids out on structure. I think what every child needs and ought to have every day is two hours of daydreaming. Plain old daydreaming. Turn off the internet, the CD-ROMS, and the computer games and let them stare at a tree for a couple of hours. Every now and then they actually come up with one of their own ideas. You want to know how to help your kids? Leave them the fuck alone!!!

depends on what you define as "work"

that and its faster

I'd go with the E63 if it doesn't have a blower

is the E63 supercharged?

oh and another crazy person went on a rampage, this time at an Orlando office building...

I guess? Dunno...folks are laughing their ass at it too

Proud to say I have accomplished something for the first time on a toilet: (Pics are SFW) http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a269/Penguin4x4/Projects/DSCN0319.jpg http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a269/Penguin4x4/Projects/DSCN0315.jpg http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a269/Penguin4x4/Projects/DSCN0314.jpg

but yes, you're right, they are hiding bad news behind worse news, which is par for the course for Turner Broadcasting, News Corp., NBC, ABC, CBS, and every presidential administration since George Washington.

0:39 = epic

The sensationalist factor of Fort Hood outweighs unemployment numbers, obviously I get this feeling like they want prep this for the appearance of a terrorist attack. But as I said on CA-F, the UE news is hiding bad news behind worse news. Par for the course for our current administration. I'm thinkin' that tinfoil hat of yours is on just a liiiiiiittle tight there buddy

Thank God for rednecks!