Penguin4x4

One of my recent favorites, hate that TG is not on On Demand anymore. haha that's hilarious. When he stops to admire the underwear model picture in the mall, the smoke grenades in the cupholders, how many clips of ammo can fit in the glove box, etc. haha! beach assault scene reminded me of our trip back home from Ozzfest '05 in a torrential downpour (turned out to be a tornado warning for entire area we drove through....whoops); third gen Taurus ftmfw

I hate love songs and I hate lovers I hate everything that I can't have so I hate you I hate love songs and I hate lovers I hate everything that I can't have so I hate you I hate movies with happy endings Like that one I saw where all the girls were beautiful like you Like you I hate wet dreams and masturbation I hate everything that feels good like sex with you I hate flowers and little birdies Makes me wanna puke when I see something cuddily like you I'm bored with your insanity I'm too tired to smile at your stupidity You've got the very best of me fell in love push came to shove but you broke so easily I love hate songs 'bout mass destruction other people's pain takes my mind off you I love puppies when they're road-kill They're too cute too live, too cute to live like you I'm bored with immortality I'm too tired to stick it out for eternity You've got the very best of me fell in love push came to shove and you broke so easily I hate love songs I hate love so I hate you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpcOQ7HaB98 I'm...probably going to hell for laughing at that as hard as I did...

I do know that HDTV on my grandmother's setup looks really good, even on a crappy Magnetbox from Target...

heard they're nice though...

Wouldn't know, don't have an HDTV...or have ever owned one...

Happens a lot with cable companies...although technically you can get local network TV in HD for free can't you...

those hold the headlight sprayers; push a button, doors open, sprayers extend, a spray of wiper fluid onto the lenses, sprayers retract, doors close... other flap on the passenger side bumper (nearer to the fog light) is for access to the outside air temperature sensor

Bigger version:

Fine, you lazy bastard!

Yes I do believe this new avatar is my best yet

looks like some fat fuck made it into a Houston area jail with a gun.....apparently he hid it in one of his folds....

me and my wife had lasik. In my opinion it was some of the best money ever spent. x Eleventy billion What was the pain and or discormfort level? Also recovery time? I ask beacuse I have my pre appt on the 11th and prolly will have the shit done in Texas in early Sept. Gotta love the military About 5 weeks for my LASIK treatment, not much pain to speak of, a little bit of discomfort (felt like I had sand in my eyes for a few hours afterwards). Biggest pain in the ass was wearing a mask while sleeping and bathing...although I feel that my eyes get tired more often now that I've had the surgery, I attribute that to the fact that my eyes are working more now than they were when I had glasses...I seem to notice it less and less though, so I guess my eyes are starting to adjust

HAET

oh and I was out cleaning some buckets today and what did I see? That god damn mother fuckin weed whacker....ugh.....

And I thought I had seen it all....what the hell is wrong with kids these days...

me and my wife had lasik. In my opinion it was some of the best money ever spent. x Eleventy billion

don't miss those one damned bit...

HEY! I AM NOT STINKY! wait what

*fart*

leftover fajita meat is just damned good *licks fingers*

Chavez is taking over the coffee companies now never heard of Venezuelan coffee before to be honest oh hey look shiny