Penguin4x4

"I had 16 ounces of Cuban coffee, and for like a half hour I COULD SEE INTO THE FUTURE"

Duane Allman playing slide guitar = bonerific

http://gizmodo.com/5303657/when-a-13+year+old-from-2009-uses-a-walkman-for-a-week

Mama's got a squeeze box She wears on her chest And when Daddy comes home He never gets no rest 'Cause she's playing all night And the music's all right Mama's got a squeeze box Daddy never sleeps at night

So long as you live in a neighborhood, its always an issue...hell my aunt had "BITCH" keyed into the hood of her car by a shitty little (elementary school) kid in her neighborhood, and she lives in one of those guard gated, hourly security patrol communities... ...then again I have been called paranoid several times, so take it with a grain of salt... ..still not paranoid enough to conceal carry...yet...unless you consider a Louisville Slugger in the trunk concealed carry...

main reason the only thing my dad leaves on the boat are the life vests, fire extinguisher, and anchor is that shit right there

106F heat index here, even with the rain....basically a natural hot shower...just add soap...and naked people...

http://jalopnik.com/5302624/heat+buckled-roads-turn-your-civic-into-general-lee road trip to Minneapolis!

oh what the FUCK...its raining?????

http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/world-s-biggest-alarm-clock-shakes-you-out-of-bed-is-computer-controlled best. alarm clock. EVER.

Good to know...standardization ftmfw...

besides being a potential electrical nightmare (lots of circuits) and hard to find parts I don't see how MB cars are hard to work on, looks extremely straightforward to me...

air filters are pretty much brand damn new, no need to change them out...blew out the MAF with compressed air for good measure...now we just wait for the parts to arrive...

oh fuck, Billy Mays is dead too

air filter, cabin filters, and spark plug wire set ordered......

And its hot as shit at night here, wtf are you thinking? 3 months ago, I understand but holy hell I wouldn't sleep at all without A/C. keep readin

Did it at least call you the next day?

yeah, like my ass isn't already fat enough

course a black metal smoker out in the sun on a 105F day you don't really need all that much fuel...hehe...

brisket in the smoker, temperature is perfect...can't wait...