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or maybe she will? *flees*

I AM CORNHOLIO

rakakakakakaka

I want to be a minorityyyyyyyyyyy

finally ironed out everything with the college graduating in August scary eh I'm finally going to be a minority

ITS A SERIES OF TUBES

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Dude, just strap a bomb to your chest and threaten to detonate if you feel threatened. there is always that option...

guess I'll make due with a pair of brass knuckles or an extendable baton or just not worry about it

It was to be expected though...black skinned liberal democrat gets elected president, everybody in Texas starts beating down the door of their local gun shop looking to buy up anything and everything... Kinda blew my plans for a concealed carry G29 all to hell...oh well...

It was to be expected though...black skinned liberal democrat gets elected president, everybody in Texas starts beating down the door of their local gun shop looking to buy up anything and everything...

heard on the radio the waiting list on Concealed Carry permits in Texas are now at 8 months and climbing due to lack of staff...shiiiiiiiit

I just massacred a mockingbird. the game warden is now after you good luck Did i say mocking bird? I totally meant neighbors dog. now the local cops and PETA are after you SPCA don't fuck around yo

though if its a game warden you can usually bribe them with a case of beer...

I just massacred a mockingbird. the game warden is now after you good luck Only a crime if there are witnesses that actually give a shit enough to call the authorities. Which is quite a stretch, actually....you just never know though...

nor are any other oscines as far as I know

cardinals, wrens, and mockingbirds, however, are not on that list

don't ducks and geese migrate? /confused at least we know turkeys aren't going too far The Migratory Bird Treaty Act implements conventions for "game birds". Basically any bird species on the "game bird" list is exempt...at least 150 that I am aware of are on it...

Sucks that its against the law to kill migratory bird species....

bacon makes the world go round

The roux can either be made using oil and flour...or...butter and flour...that's the only ways i know how to make it Basically equal parts of any fat and flour can be made into a roux...bacon fat + flour + whole milk + lots o' pepper = amazing sawmill gravy sawmill is normally made with sausage fat, not bacon fat although bacon fat is good in anything. In our house its exclusively bacon drippings. Quite honestly it tastes 100000000000% better than the sausage fat variety...