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and another heart attack

oh fuck I just had a heart attack

Better pics of the pups

Just finished explaining the Sarbanes Oxley Act, Enron, Tyco, WorldCom, etc. to my mother and my jaw hurts now...

Amazon sent me an email apologizing that due to a large number of orders right now (Super Bowl Sunday I assume) and because of the amount of stuff I ordered (19 CDs hehehe) that my order probably won't be shipped until Wednesday. Whatever, doesn't matter to me; least they were truthful about it...

Boondocks ftmfw

just made a bulk purchase of 19 CDs this morning

Looks like I've grown...again... Hat Size: 7 5/8 Jacket Size: 44L

ordering CDs on Amazon is like crack just can't stop GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know what?' says the 6 year old. 'I think it's about time we started cussing.' The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, 'When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass.' The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, 'Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.' WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, 'You can stay there until I let you out!' She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?' I don't know, he blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!'

The Long and Short of It: I've always had big arms (biceps, triceps, forearms) because of all the sports and moving furniture and whatnot. I've also got a gigantic head and a barrel chest. I haven't been measured for dress clothes in a while but I plan on getting remeasured over the weekend so I can get quantifiable numbers. Last I checked I was at 42L jacket with like a 7 1/2 hat. I also have almost no bulk or definition in my neck/shoulders/upper back region Basically I want to bulk up the shoulders/traps/upper back area so I'm not walking around like a humanoid T-Rex...thing... so if y'all got any links to detailed neck and shoulder routines I would appreciate it. Machinery is not a concern as the university has a brand new, state of the art rec center that I'll be using.

Really though, most people don't come here for the science program. The two places this university excels in, and I mean really excels in, are the James I. Perkins College of Education and the Arthur Temple College of Forestry and Agriculture.

Just drove by the new plot of land someone donated to the uni for a new nursing building. Its right next to the cemetery Its going to have classrooms, labs, and a small free clinic for the community Its definitely a step in the right direction for the uni. The building they use now is a combined Mathematics/Nursing/Astronomy/Physics/Statistics building. Apparently they separate the physicists & astronomers from the chemists & geologists. Right now we have the combined Mathematics/Nursing/Astronomy/Physics/Statistics building, the E.L. Miller Science Building, and the Chemistry building. Makes no sense at all but whatever...

make damn sure to watch till the end

http://jalopnik.com/5140532/roadside-ass+s...ch-garage-porno epic

I'll put a case of beer that says the woman is completely fricking insane. Insane or has the common sense of a gerbil

I do believe the parking garage permit I purchased has been the best investment in my college career. Less than 15 minutes from parking spot to classroom, provided the elevators work

http://i.gizmodo.com/5140351/ice-forming-a...r-lander-engine cool shit

can't....stop...watching...

its been, what, a week since obama became president and all he's done is close gitmo?

Totally, Unholy..ly...NSFW http://i.gizmodo.com/5139123/how-to-sell-h...e-glorious-nsfw good ole Europe

ambien should be taken off the market. shit's killed more people then its helped...