Penguin4x4

You Got Coke In My Whiskey! You Got Whiskey In My Coke! etc.

swear to god I read the thread title as "MILF and cookies" I need to get my head examined... No not that head

washing machine broke last week, dishwasher this week, sister dropped her Crackberry in the tub yesterday, and today we found that the battery is dead on my dad's truck the fuck is going on

oh and beat Halo 3 on legendary, booyah

apparently there's this new thing going around....bioidentical hormones? Something like that...I'm pretty skeptical, especially since there haven't been any clinical trials done for it

You can try and switch your ice cream to Dreyer's Slow Churn or Breyer's Double Churn (they sound exactly alike but they are made by two different corporations, weird eh) What kind of bread are you talking about? If its sandwich bread, I'd try Nature's Own Whitewheat or Double Fiber Wheat, very healthy breads. As far as fried chicken, well, you're on your own with that Really, between that, reducing your sugar intake, and starting a steady cardio routine you should be set. Just don't expect it to come off "fast". Fast weight loss is almost always accompanied by fast relapse. Take it slow and steady and you should in great shape.

This is probably the best way to lose weight. Its amazing how much weight you will lose just by replacing the sugar (sugar, high fructose corn syrup) with either no sweetener or a sugar alternative. Like say, Coke -> Diet Coke, Sweet Tea -> Unsweet Tea, Kool-Aid -> Crystal Light

Pretty sad actually. Can't believe some of these people have the right to vote

Shittles, taste the asshole

huh, JimJ banned himself? you know what, on second thought, nevermind...people have their reasons...

And people down here complain about weather in the teens....wussies

ya it's almost two hours after sunset and i still have a cotton t-shirt and shorts and flip flops on. went to the beach all morning too :bigclap: You guys enjoy it, as the rest of the country is locked in bitter cold worse than normal. fucking global warming Careful, you might start an avalanche.

I'm only taking 12 hours, you guys are making me look like a lazy little bitch

whats next, felons protesting that they can't vote?

illegal immigrants are protesting against the new state law that says you have to prove that you are a US citizen in order to get a driver's license on the grounds that its discrimination dumbasses of course its discrimination

who knows with rappers these days

nice rack

which is why its so tiny

all of it bought, never downloaded

~80% lossless