Penguin4x4

GO GATORS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxSOLy-UAHo

Now found four gold skulls and a pair of silvers in Halo 3...

Actually its: Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat I fucked your mom! ...and I wanna fuck your dad..oh wait is that still on?

x2 +Eleventy billion

Cute, intelligent, and a crazed demon in the sack. Emphasis on the intelligent part. I absolutely cannot stand women who have less intelligence than a paper plate. Don't have the time or patience for that shit...

Ok... Flaming Dragon, fuckface. First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of Pan-Pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!!!

I hate a Roman named Status Quo!

not my fault the status isn't quo

Cute, intelligent, and a crazed demon in the sack.

Dad's been itchin for a Super Black Hawk 5.5" for a while now

GLOCKS ARE SEXY DAMNIT *grumbles*

mmmmmmmm, Glock 31, sexy

Riviera Paradise ftmfw

I only wish I could look that good at 50, yeesh

Too bad their unions have a stranglehold on their national governments...

I've always hated your state Well, not the state, the state's politicians

These Apple keynotes serve as good reference material on how to effectively bullshit to an audience

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