Penguin4x4

Career Fair'd it today Apparently I am perfect material for law enforcement. Every police force there said I would be the perfect officer because of my size and "that determined look" in my eyes...uh, sure

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=271 http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=272

A Texas senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette Convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. 'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down I-35, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the state trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, 'What am I doing? I'm too old for this!' and he pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.' The old gentleman paused and said, 'Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Texas State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.' 'You have a good day, Sir,' replied the trooper.

the ppl following him started jogging? just tryin to clarify that. cuz that is friecken nuts! *hums Maxwell's Silver Hammer*

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1NyGmn4D80

The master bedroom at my parent's house now has double pane low e vinyl windows. Hella quieter than the original 1950's single pane aluminum ones. Put about 5 cans of foam and 4 tubes of caulk into em

Need to drive at night more, I forgot how much Silver loves the cool night air. Wails like a banshee on a long enough stretch of highway...

Watched Wanted at the on campus movie theater. It will probably knock Shoot Em Up out of the top spot on my favorite gunfighter flicks.

Score one for the good guys

22 foot barrel? Daaaaaang

Letterman seems really pissed off at mccain,

*rolls around aimlessly*

new Knight Rider is so ridiculously bad its awesome

Happens all the time at the junkyard near my parents house.

I don't really care what other people say, if I had to choose where to live: USA > Canada > UK > other DCs and NICs </rant>

jesus fucking christ@this week's episode of House

more like amirite

Lad, it's your duty to find ye a lass With child-bearing hips and a pink, supple ass And make her your wife and love her with love so true Now some rivers run high, some rivers run low When her river runs red, then she's starting her flow And it's called menstr'ation, and here's what it means to you You will notice her bloomers are spotty at first Stand back her ovarian dam's gonna burst Son, don't be afraid, it's a natural t'ing Just wad up some cotton and hand her some string Put the old linens on top of the bed Get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead She'll retain her water, her breasts will be tender And every third word that you say will offend her Get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead And she'll want to make love if you do, you're a fool 'Cause you'll only end up with a bloody O'Toole Get out of the house down to the old pub instead And she'll want you to sample the fruit of her loins But son, it'll taste like some old rusty coins So turn off the light, boy, and take off your hat And drop to your knees, say a prayer to Saint Pat Then he'll give you the strength to get out of the bed And for Ireland's sake, go down to the old pub instead Now the pub is the place where the lads are a-meetin' When the moon's full and the gals are a-bleedin' The Catholic, the Protestant, even the pagan The pub is the place when your lady is raggin' So drink of your pint, boys, and thank your shamrocks That as menfolk we don't have to bleed from our cocks And that we can escape from the lady in red And get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead

Gotta love them automatic seatbelts

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slippery_dick I caught me a bag full o' slippery dicks

I can barely stand Tabasco Habanero in even small quantities myself. (total wimp I know) I did manage to get my sister to eat a a corn chip dipped into a bowl of Dave's Insanity Sauce once....hehehe