Penguin4x4

I LOL'd

yeah but if you're gonna do that you might as well put new cams and forged pistons into it as well

Millions of dead motherfuckers, all because they gave the wrong answer to the god question. Do you believe in God? No. Boom! Dead. Do you believe in God? Yes. Do you believe in my God? No. Boom! Dead. My god has a bigger dick than your god!

Yeah the ice storm up in the Dallas/Texarkana/Paris/Atlanta area (yes thats right, Dallas, Paris, and Atlanta all in one state ), crazy shit for sure...

Everyone knows Lone Star is the best beer to have ever been conceived sorry, had to I'll show myself out now

I hath laid siege to the people of Porcelaina, and razed their villages to smoldering ashes

chicken quesadilla omelet omnomnomnom

So now he has the most overall gold medals, but he's still not the most decorate olympic athlete of all time...tricky...

Michael Phelps is a god damn machine

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0a2523cb3d

http://www.slashfood.com/2008/08/12/burger...th-in-the-sink/ Yes, at least 3 employees from that shift were fired...

guess I can see if my suit still fits...need to update the resume too...

7 more days? seriously? ugh...

"she is one of the world's best breaststrokers"

Keep telling yourself that...

rank ass protein farts incoming

http://jalopnik.com/400068/exclusive-texas...y-eddie-griffin shoulda just totaled it

Thanks, I try

Lalaalalalalalalalalabored

Course not; Geico payed the poor bastard's repair shop...

hit a parked car about four months ago, go me