Penguin4x4

I really really really hate the term "the more you spend, the more you save"

Happens whenever you get a new IP address

Just your average Certifiably Psychopathic Redneck :eek5wavey:

or anything

not that I would know anything about that

Raping is always fun

*leans over and farts*

aaaaaaaaand here comes the dog

BOOOOOOOM THUNDER RAAAAAA

http://www.paulsadowski.com/BirthData.asp try it out

I AM THE BEAVER

Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/9/1986 and ending 1/28/1987. You were born in the Chinese year of the Tiger. Your Native American Zodiac sign is Beaver; your plant is Wild Clover. You were born in the Egyptian month of Epipy, the third month of the season of Shomu (Harvest). Your date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is 20 Nisan 5746. Or if you were born after sundown then the date is 21 Nisan 5746. The Mayan Calendar long count date of your birthday is 12.18.12.17.5 which is 12 baktun 18 katun 12 tun 17 uinal 5 kin The Hijra (Islamic Calendar) date of your birth is Tuesday, 19 Sha'ban 1406 (1406-8-19). The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 30 March 1986. The date of Orthodox Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 4 May 1986. The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 12 February 1986. The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 18 May 1986. The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 25 May 1986. The date of Rosh Hashanah in the year of your birth was Saturday, 4 October 1986. The date of Passover in the year of your birth was Thursday, 24 April 1986. The date of Mardi Gras on your birth year was Tuesday 11 February 1986. As of 7/1/2008 2:47:51 PM EDT You are 22 years old. You are 267 months old. You are 1,157 weeks old. You are 8,099 days old. You are 194,390 hours old. You are 11,663,447 minutes old. You are 699,806,871 seconds old. Celebrities who share your birthday: Jo O'Meara (1979) Andre Agassi (1970) Master P (1970) Uma Thurman (1970) Michelle Pfeiffer (1957) Daniel Day-Lewis (1957) Kate Mulgrew (1955) Jerry Seinfeld (1954) Dale Earnhardt (1951) Zubin Mehta (1936) Celeste Holm (1919) Tom Ewell (1909) Duke Ellington (1899) William Randolph Hearst (1863) Your birth tree is Walnut Tree, the Passion Unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egoistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromises.

*burps loudly*`

Anything for a few extra bucks I guess...

:domodance: :domodance:

This is probably the most I have wanted it to be the 4th of July I think ever

:faintthud: :faintthud:

Cruel hand of irony

Even though I am moving into a gated community in the fall

One of several reasons I despise HOA

squats? I think its mostly from walking through those gnarly nature trails and riverbeds during vacation...my calves are toned too...

http://gizmodo.com/5020725/amazon-knows-so...hat-i-sure-dont

My quads have gotten so big I can no longer wear my 36's. Have to revert to my 38's, so I basically have jean shorts that are excessively baggy in the waist and seat area but barely tolerable in the thigh area. I figure I look pretty goofy now...

Foreman grill worst invention ever