Penguin4x4

Aww c'mon now dawg, you know I'm just fucking with you. You know I give you the mad phat superfly stupid dope dumbass retarded bomb shit props.

YOU CAN'T MIX MEXICAN WITH CONTINENTAL!

Although Waiting... is pretty damned funny movie

oh man i bet you got some good stories about what happens to chitty customers..lol i make it a rule to never order cream of mushroom soup in restaurants..lol Shitty customers get an apology from the manager on duty (and possibly a comp depending on the situation). Nothing like what you see on Waiting... unfortunately

Glorified busboy

Hate having to work tonight

Whats funny is me and my dad put new shoes, new pads, and machined the drums last January, so technically we were the last ones to have our hands on the brake system

I'll see what the local Ford house has to say. They did an excellent job with the ball joints last year

How's the pedal feel? Spongy? Water in the fluid? Bad proportioning valve? Is it hydraboost? Pedal is firm, no water in the fluid; its a 2001 Ford Ranger so no hydraboost....bleh...

I can't find anything wrong with the brake system with out completely tearing apart the front end...must have have been one of those acts of god...or cthulu..or FSM...or something...

brake lines are perfectly intact, master cylinder is full of fluid, wtf...

chit that sucks, what happened? is it bad? Just a normal run of the mill getting into a parking space manuver. Simple, right, I've done it a million times. Only this time when I hit the brake to slow down and turn into the spot, well, Silver didn't stop...so I slammed em harder...no dice, CRUNCH SCRAPE FINGERNAILONTHECHALKBOARDSOUND. One of those "happened in an instant but felt like slow motion" moments. Now I get to play detective with the hydraulic system. Just some paint rubbing/scraping and a serious ding into the bottom of the driver's side quarter panel.

Go to pay for the parking ticket I fucking get into a fucking fender bender. This day just sucks

Dave's Insanity Sauce. Lethal shit (for me at least)

fuck shit cunt

oh and also

...Are you my 72 virgins? Looks like a lot of ugly ass guys

OH MY SWEET JESUS FOUR DIGIT POST COUNT!! STOP THE PRESSES!! I CAN'T WAIT TO GET MY 72 VIRGINS!!

Yeah fudge that chit yo <---has a few family members working for the government

Federal Employees Group Life Insurance?

From: Dean Kniss <knissdd<at>sfasu.edu> Subject: IMPORTANT For Your Health: A STD Survey To: ALLSTUDENTS-L<at>SFASU.EDU Riiiiiiiiiiight

CHAINSAW FIIIIIIIIGHT

Too much water vapor, and we'd be back to the kind of climate the dinosaurs lived in Heck, too much oxygen in the atmosphere and a lot of life on the planet would be screwed... I think with the current technology we have, biofuels can be done cheaply and would be a transition to whatever's on the horizon. I think corn-derived ethanol is a joke, but Brazil seems to be having good luck with sugar... I'm a fan of both biodiesel and EV's because the level of technology is relatively low for a home builder, you can do either on the technology we have right now without much difficulty. I'd rather give corporations the finger now, instead of waiting potentially decades for a world-changing technology to finally become mainstream. Ironically enough from what I read about bio-diesels is that they are still as efficient as diesel. E-85 on the other hand is a joke. My brother's truck uses it and we live in the northeast, and at 70 cents cheaper a gallon but with a 25-40% less gas mileage you don't really gain anything out of using it. On the same note, why can't we have the real smart car. I'm sticking with wanting an LS1 camaro as its capable of 28mpg on the highway, the american smart car gets like 32 mpg... see where I'm going with this. In all honesty there is nothing more frustrating to me than seeing people driving escalades and suburbans and hummers with only one person in the vehicle. I refuse to drive anything that gets less than 20mpg unless it is carrying one or more passengers. Hell even our commercial van gets 22mpg on the highway @ 70mph and I think driving that unless at work is a waste. Great thing about diesels is that they'll run on practically anything; peanut oil, veggie oil, corn oil, kerosene...

np: Metallica - Creeping Death

Looks like he's giving it a nice fingering to me