Penguin4x4

A 13-year-old kid in Virginia has backtalked to his mom for the last time. When he was told to do his chores instead of play Xbox 360, he went and intentionally broke the vacuum cleaner to get out of it. What'd his mom do? Well, she's selling his Xbox and all his games on eBay. And that was before she found out he was surfing porn sites by checking out his browser's cookies.

Whataburger ftmfw Oh yeah nice build too :D :D

You call that cool? I had frost on my truck this morning

Got me a sweet little fajita skillet today for like 3 bucks. Even has the McIlhenny logo stamped into the surface

My mistake it'll be around four hours flat. Still...

Apparently it takes 04:30 hhmm to drive 225 miles... Slow people are slow takes me maybe 03:35.... bleh

always fun You know that is why they made paintball guns right? Buy one, use it, and video tape They also have automated paintball turrets now too

Late at night all systems go You have come to see the show We do our best You're the rest You make it real you know There is a feeling deep inside That drives you fudgein' mad A feeling of a hammerhead You need it oh so bad Adrenaline starts to flow You're thrashing all around Acting like a maniac Whiplash Bang your head against the stage Like you never did before Make it ring Make it bleed Make it really sore In a frenzied madness with your leather and your spikes Heads are bobbing all around It is hot as hell tonight Here on the stage the Marshall noise is piercing through your ears It kicks your ass kick your face Exploding feeling nears Now is the time to let it rip To let it fudgein' loose We are gathered here to maim and kill Cause this is what we choose The show is through the metal is gone It is time to hit the road Another town Another gig Again we will explode Hotel rooms and motorways Life out here is raw But we will never stop We will never quit cause we are Metallica

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I got lucky. Damned lucky. Thank you plastic packaging wrap

You know that feeling you get when you realize that you left a case of bottled water in the bed of your pickup. And then immediately after that you remember you ran the car through the automated carwash right after going to the grocery store? Yeaaaah

Its official I am now a part of yuppyville USA *sigh*