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Canady and Kelley Kirkley want you to know their home is wholesome and their cable is not kinky.

GWINNETT COUNTY, Ga. -- A Gwinnett County couple said they opened their cable bill and saw red. They said nearly a dozen pornographic movie titles were on their bill. Channel 2 discovered other customers had similar complaints that Charter Communications billed them for services never ordered. In this case, the services are so racy we will only mention a couple of the titles. But other items on their bill are equally eye-popping.

What the hell kind of rule is that....can't stand there...pssht....

"First, We postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Two options exist: 1. If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose. 2. If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan during Freshman year, "that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I still have NOT succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be true...Thus, hell is exothermic." I don't care how old this gets, still puts me in stitches

I remember wood glue + long grain to long grain provides as much strength as a single piece of wood, dunno about MDF or ply though...

Got bored and switched on the Rockets game, what the hell is that little semicircle in the bottom of the key? I don't ever remember there being one there before...

Hahaha, Johnny Deep as Sweeney Todd, perfect role

Oh and I saw the highlights of the GOP debate. That whole Bible thing made me wretch...who cares if they believe in the pucking Bible...

Thats right Packers, lose........LOSE SOME MORE...

Sooooooo........damn........full.......

Also this Walt Mossberg fellow is a jackass

Box set shipped and on its way, should be here next week, can't wait

these oranges, they will not peel

crawling in my skin

By PAUL LAROCCO The Press-Enterprise Rodney King was apparently shot and wounded on a San Bernardino street corner late Wednesday night before biking home to Rialto to report the incident, police said. thats some funny chit yo

If this is the same commercial I'm thinking about, it's racist. There are no white people in it... HEY, WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT

Some valium would be nice right now, have to make due with a fudgesicle though

white black and red all over

Was the rule was to permaban Goob? I still want to find a setup that makes the difference between FLAC and originals obvious Won't find one, FLAC is lossless, same as the CD. My point exactly Alright I'm totally confused now

Capped bandwidth ftl

I still want to find a setup that makes the difference between FLAC and originals obvious Won't find one, FLAC is lossless, same as the CD.

Of course I want hard copies. Who doesn't want a hard copy of their music...damn kids these days..

Led Zeppelin Complete Studio Recordings is 65 bucks at Amazon right now, ordered mine last night

Just tell em that 80% of alcoholics end up with erectile disorders