Penguin4x4

We have one Michelin star restaurant in town. Really curious to try it out

Universal Nutrition put a 63cc scoop in my bag of whey. Guess what's that I get for buying it on clearance. Good thing I have a few 90cc ones sitting around.

Hehehehehehehe...virgin...hehehehehe

If there's no A/C there's a 50/50 shot I'm struttin' around in my birthday suit.

Toyota salesman called back begging and pleading to sell us a Sienna. Busted his balls for a bit and got a verbal agreement with both him and the sales manager to sell us a brand new model for the price we were going to pay for a CPO model. We'll see.

Crazy northern bastards

You can get MUCH better deals on Yukons/Tahoes/Escalades than you can the Suburbans/Yukon XL's/Escalade ESVs

Tirefryr, you wanna drive this whale down here for me? http://www.autotrader.com/cars-for-sale/vehicledetails.xhtml?zip=77414&endYear=2014&modelCode1=ESCALAESV&sortBy=derivedpriceASC&showcaseOwnerId=0&startYear=2007&makeCode1=CAD&listingTypes=all&maxMileage=45000&searchRadius=0&mmt=[CAD[ESCALAESV[]][]]&listingId=376253010&Log=0

Any time you can upgrade from coach is a good time.

one of many reasons I avoid using bleach

If it ain't greenish yellow it's crap

At least he filled it with vinegar and not bleach or ammonia or lye